Nigella sucks

Jonny69 · 20 Apr 2009 at 20:55

Why is this woman still on our screens? I have never seen someone so staged, insincere, phony and spoiled. The programme is showing us poorer areas of the London skyline as she adds expensive barely obtainable ingredients to soup while moaning about work deadlines, pouting her fat lips like it's going to make us relate to her or her programme somehow. I don't even believe she cooks anything, it's that unbelievable. Will someone high up please get her removed, Jamie/Delia/Gordon/Hugh do a much better job.

And jesus, is she getting fat or what?

MiNxYyY · 20 Apr 2009 at 20:55

Shes on our screens because everyone loves fapping over here

p4radox · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:02

She's bloody annoying, I agree. So completely fake.

MikeHunt79 · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:05

p4radox said:
She's bloody annoying, I agree. So completely fake.

I can't stand her either, fake sums it up nicely!

RJC · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:09

I am not the only one then, cookies looked nice though

arknor · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:10

yea shes as fake as they come and no one keeps a cupboard stocked up with half the crap she aparently does.

always going on about eating choclate etc yea right she would be masive if that were true.

dalin80 · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:10

boobies.

p4radox · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:11

dalin80 said:
boobies.

The man has a point.

AGD · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:12

dalin80 said:
boobies.

LordSplodge · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:13

MiNxYyY said:
Shes on our screens because everyone loves fapping over here

I know what she can suck...

chrisd · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:16

LordSplodge said:
I know what she can suck...

OMG, is it your penis?

SB118 · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:16

Thread title fails to deliver.

Mr_White · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:17

Cooking?

So that's what she's talking about.

Jonny69 · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:19

dalin80 said:
boobies.

p4radox said:
The man has a point.

She's fat. Open your eyes guys. Unless you like porky birds of course

neil3k · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:21

id pork her

SlyReaper · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:23

Jonny69 said:
She's fat. Open your eyes guys. Unless you like porky birds of course

Porky, wtf? She's gorgeous. Do you exclusively date super models or something?

Spektor · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:24

Her cooking isn't the only thing I would chew on.

Jonny69 · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:27

SlyReaper said:
Porky, wtf? She's gorgeous. Do you exclusively date super models or something?

No, but she is fat. Did you not notice her fat ass waddling across your wide screen? No wonder 4:3 is becoming obsolete.

Spektor · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:28

Jonny69 said:
No, but she is fat. Did you not notice her fat ass waddling across your wide screen? No wonder 4:3 is becoming obsolete.

Well, post a picture of your gf / wife and we can get forum members to compare?

Ricochet J · 20 Apr 2009 at 21:32

My 2 pence

Nigella sucks

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