Nigella sucks

I like her food, she's got some good recipes.
I don't like her middle class kind of, mummy, calling your kids darling as you drive them in a 4x4 to school in the country and feed them on cucumber sandwichs and lashings of ginger beer in front of the open fire. Anyone with a family like that is completely faking it, and probably have a messed up life behind the door, no one can possibly be THAT boring.

She was fit though, before she packed on a few.
 
Ricochet J said:
My 2 pence

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she looks like a witch in that pic and wtf man photoshop out that freaky wing under her armpit! before i puke

anyone who watchs her show for boobs and ass omfg! welcome to the internet porn is everywhere!
 
Jonny69 said:
No, but she is fat. Did you not notice her fat ass waddling across your wide screen? No wonder 4:3 is becoming obsolete.
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I'm not one for chasing skeletal size-zero anorexic girls. To me, Nigella seems a perfect size. If that makes me a chubby chaser, then so be it.

The fact she (apparently) knows how to cook is one hell of a bonus too. Quickest way to a man's heart is through his stomach. :D
 
Nothing wrong with some "Cushion for the Pushin" IMO. She's also got norks like Nasa rockets and would take it like a champ I reckon, I'd certainly like to flounder clumsily about amongst her ample perfumed charms
 
I like Nigella. I could spend the night with her then in the morning she would make me a full english using all these little tips & tricks I'd never dreamed of. I wouldn't even know she was doing it...I would just be awoken by the aroma of it coming up the stairs.
 
Id hit it in a heart beat! BUT she is so annoying on telly. She pouts and flirts to the camera and its just annoying how it seems her life it so perfect and posh lol.

Im half expecting her to be nakky on tv one day covering herself in cream... oh ang on im thinking out load again...
 
I hate the way her TV shows are shot. It's always like it's being filmed by someone hanging around outside the kitchen trying to get a good shot of her norks through the window.

That and the Christmas shows where she just happens to wander down at 1 in the morning in just her nightie and decides she needs a snack... Does anyone think it's not an excuse for your dad to knock one out while your mum's doing the shopping?
 
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