Nigella sucks

[Subliminal Aura]

I'd pork her too... bet you any money that she's hairy, unless of course she uses Gillette.

.... oops said too much

 

[SlyReaper]

The alternative to being fat is being trim and lean, not a skeletal anorexic.

Well obviously there's a continuum between morbidly obese and skeletal. I just fail to see how anyone could ever possibly describe her as "fat". If you go much thinner, then it does get a little too skinny for my liking.

Edit: this is a great derail.

 

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[Azagoth]

I just fail to see how anyone could ever possibly describe her as "fat".

Quite easily actually, she's fat! Just look at the belly and arse she's got on her. Have you never wondered why 99% of the shots of her in the kitchen are taken from the other side of the counter?

 

[zain]

She has a slim face I found her hot but then when I saw a full body shot...:O

 

[jas72]

I feel sad as I don't really have an opinion on the matter yet feel the desire to contribute something to the thread.

I agree the title fails to deliver as so far there's been no sucking at all.

(Apart from some wishful thinking on the part of the forum readers.)

 

[EdGey]

never seen her before until now.

and she looks awful imo

 

[Gooner14]

She looks far to much like her Dad, and is named after him.

 

[Subliminal Aura]

She looks far to much like her Dad, and is named after him.

ewwwww I've changed my mind.... I also didn't know that she's 49

 

[Von Smallhausen]

Why not stuff pillows down your top Jonny and replace her as a TV cooking zeus ?

You could add visual science spectaculars to the show with your mad inventions and add iron filings to a pot noodle in a microwave and watching it go up go up like Zimbabwe inflation.

 

[Fido McNasty]

Can't stand her at all. I think she's a man.

 

[Cybermyk]

You guys saying you wouldn't are all nuts, a mate recently proclaimed Paris Hilton was a dog and he'd 'never go near it'. last time I saw him he was attached to something the size of a bungalow with greasy hair and a moustache.

Denial, obviously

 

[JodieO]

Why is this woman still on our screens? I have never seen someone so staged, insincere, phony and spoiled. The programme is showing us poorer areas of the London skyline as she adds expensive barely obtainable ingredients to soup while moaning about work dealines, pouting her fat lips like it's going to make us relate to her or her programme somehow. I don't even believe she cooks anything, it's that unbelievable. Will someone high up please get her removed, Jamie/Delia/Gordon/Hugh do a much better job.

And jesus, is she getting fat or what?

Agree, just not Jamie, please not him...

 

[panthro]

I think shes alright....porky but she looks good for 49. I just cant stand her upper-middle class being and her voice drives me insane. Plus I dont care much for the food she cooks.

 

[KaneStatton]

Nothing wrong with some "Cushion for the Pushin" IMO. She's also got norks like Nasa rockets and would take it like a champ I reckon, I'd certainly like to flounder clumsily about amongst her ample perfumed charms

Literally **** my pants,
LOL LOL LOL

 

[zootfloot]

I love Nigella, not only can she cook, she's great looking too.

 

[dannyjo22]

Jamie/Delia/Gordon/Hugh do a much better job.

I can't stand hugh, a jump up **** on a farm telling us we should buy £10 chickens as they taste better. Who the hell is going to listen is this time when they are struggling for money and food is going through the roof anyway.

If I earnt £5 million a year I'd buy and eat nothing but the best meat all the time as well. He seems unable to accept 'poorer' people have to make compromises in their lives.

 

[dannyjo22]

Its a long while since she was that thin. She looked great a couple of years ago but she is a bit fat now.

 

[Beerbaron]

She always seems to be wearing evening/night clothes when ive watched it.

 

[Skidder]

she never gives me the impression she is a particularly good cook and I find her very self-serving

the whole sexy spoon licker image is a bit old now too