Nigella sucks

wush said:
I like how that's always the instant retort to talk about fatness.
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Good line *notes to self*

Von Smallhausen said:
go up go up like Zimbabwe inflation.
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ROFL

Cybermyk said:
You guys saying you wouldn't are all nuts, a mate recently proclaimed Paris Hilton was a dog and he'd 'never go near it'. last time I saw him he was attached to something the size of a bungalow with greasy hair and a moustache.

Denial, obviously ;)
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Ahahahaha :D
 
I'd never watched her program before yesterday, I have to say I agree with Jonny, highly annoying, constantly pouting and sexing the camera and she really isnt that attractive. her food is dull and her "im cool watch me reccomend premade ingredients" style really grated me.

If I want to listen to fit women with no brains ill watch hollyoaks and if I want to watch a cookery programme I'll watch anything but this

so in closing i agree with the OP :D
 
Ahhhh OcUK, how I have missed the intellectual discourse regarding the relative merits of unobtainable women and their fat/ ugliness [sigh]

MB
 
She's so fake, all the pouting and trying to make herself look sexy on camera is annoying and achieves the total opposite, it just makes her look vain and self asorbed.

But in she'd still get it, in the nasty "take it bitch!" kinda way.
 
Nigella is too big for me these days, although she was pretty attractive when she was a bit slimmer. Rachel Allen is a far more attractive TV Cook:

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She is still aesthetically pleasing to me, and even if she isn't the best cook on the planet she could do a damned good breakfast in bed.
 
She used to be the fittest milf I'd ever seen, but more recently she has put on a lot of weight around her butt (and I mean a lot). That is why every shot is of her torso and you never see a full body image of her (except through blurry lenses).

That said she would still get it because she has a good face and nice...assets. I do hate her cookery programmes though, it is all fake teasing to get men interested.
 
Shes got an alright face but is kinda fat lower down. But saying that id still give her one even though the thought of banging a porker is pretty scary but im sure i can take one for the team as they say lol:p.
 
Nigella is huge. She's waddling when she walks. Once you're waddling, you're past the line of "curvy" or "thick".
 
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