Thursday lunchtime joke.

Soldato
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Don't feed the trolls.

On a seriously serious note;

A man thought that his wife is cheating on him. Since he didn’t have a lot of money to hire an expensive private investigator, he decided to go with a much cheaper one — a Chinese man named Mr. Lee. The following day he received following report:

Mr. Honourable sir:

You leave house. I watch house. he come to house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree. I look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. I fall off tree. I not see.

No fee,

Chen Lee
 
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Dude thinks his wife is cheating so asks his Boss if he can pop home & check.
On arriving back home he sees a strange car outside, He slips into the garage & gets his Shotgun & then creeps upstairs.
On the landing he hears them going bang at it so bursts in where the dude is doing his Missus doggy style.
He shoves the shotgun right up under the Dudes sack & pulls back the trigger with a loud CLICK !!!
Dude turns around & says,
**** me Dude Gissa Chance

Ok then the husband says
Swing'em :D
 
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