Sausages, should I eat them?

cheechm · 26 Apr 2009 at 15:44

Kezmo said:
Surprise your flat mates! put them on strings and perform a lil puppet show

Daddy would you like some sausage? Daddy would you like some sausages?!

mleanz1 · 26 Apr 2009 at 15:45

There be fine!

Aliboy · 26 Apr 2009 at 15:46

I worked with a chef who came from the highlands of Scotland who had a saying ... "If in doubt, throw it out. If it's aff, serve it tae staff"

Al

Tefal · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:12

nno in the few hours that have passed the porky goodness has mutated into lethal poison!

Coxyis · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:13

Turning food away is for the weak! Eat them

Cookie-Monster · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:17

if it starts to smell or taste off just put it in a curry or something else that hides the flavour,

*nb maybe not the best advice.

helpimcrap · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:20

Yes. Now what was the question? :confused:

Arjun806 · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:24

If you eat them at the stroke of midnight you'll die

bushmins said:
Put the sausages down, lock away any sharp tools and back away from the cooker, you need help.

I lol'd

willhub · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:26

me227 said:
You can't perform the simple task yourself when telling if food is off? So you'd rather ask the internet, who don't know where the food has been stored or what it looks like.

Edit: Why has my sig been removed after being there for near 2 years?

No, unfortunatly I dont have access to microscopes and other various testing equipment like you have to determin how bad these sausages have gone off.

They where stored in a fridge where the **** do you think they where stored....

Some people :rolleyes:

They where great anyway guys

, I forgot to take a pic tho of my art work

Tefal · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:30

willhub said:
No, unfortunatly I dont have access to microscopes and other various testing equipment like you have to determin how bad these sausages have gone off.

You have a nose and eyes though.

Mr-White · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:38

Tefal said:
You have a nose and eyes though.

you would hope

MW

willhub · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:51

Tefal said:
You have a nose and eyes though.

Unfortunatly I dont have microscopic vision like most people seem to have.

D D Danneh · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:55

willhub said:
Unfortunatly I dont have microscopic vision like most people seem to have.

You don't need microscopic vision to look at a sausage. If it's blue or green, shrivelled and smells bad, it's off. If it's sausage coloured and smells okay, it's fine. Put it this way, if you have to ask if it's off, chances are, it's not.

me227 · 26 Apr 2009 at 16:58

willhub said:
No, unfortunatly I dont have access to microscopes and other various testing equipment like you have to determin how bad these sausages have gone off.

They where stored in a fridge where the **** do you think they where stored....

Some people

They where great anyway guys , I forgot to take a pic tho of my art work

Lucky for you, you don't need access to such equipment. The rest of the world gets by fine for simple tasks like this.

willhub · 26 Apr 2009 at 17:12

Maybe that's why they sometimes get ill and I dont because I'm over cautious.

Tony Williams · 26 Apr 2009 at 17:12

Yo dawg, I heard you like sausages ... so we put sausages in yo' sausages so you can eat while you eat.

Kezmo · 26 Apr 2009 at 17:37

DOES DADDY WANT A SAUSAGE?

Azagoth · 26 Apr 2009 at 17:43

They don't automatically inject some form of toxin at midnight you know. It's one day for ****s sake, just cook 'em and eat 'em.

cheechm · 26 Apr 2009 at 18:47

You'll die for sure.

Cosimo · 26 Apr 2009 at 18:52

Kezmo said:
DOES DADDY WANT A SAUSAGE?

Shouldn’t that be mummy.