Complaint of the Week!!! :)

That's the most polite "complaint" I've ever read. Wish all neighbourhoods were filled with people like that.

People around here just print out (yes, instead of handwriting) anonymous little letters and shove them through your letterbox when they want to complain about something. Well, when they want YOU to complain about something. For example "If you haven't noticed, XXXXX at number X is involved in this and that. This can be reported on XXXXXX", or "If you want that truck to stop parking in the cul-de-sac, report it to XXXXX".

Here's a tip, neighbours...come and actually say hello. I might consider reporting something for you then.
 
A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
B-b-b-bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, well the bird is the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a...

A-well-a everybody's heard about the bird
Bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird, bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody's talking about the bird!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word
A-well-a bird...

Surfin' bird
Bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbb... [retching noises]... aaah!

Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-
Pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-pa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-oom-oom-oom
Oom-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-a-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Papa-oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Oom-oom-oom-oom-ooma-mow-mow
Ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
Papa-ooma-mow-mow, ooma-mow-mow
Well don't you know about the bird?
Well, everybody knows that the bird is the word!
A-well-a bird, bird, b-bird's the word

Papa-ooma-mow-mow, papa-ooma-mow-mow
 
That was a pretty polite letter tbh

Reminds me of when I went on holiday for a week and forgot to turn off my alarm. The adjoined neighbours politely let me know on my return that it had been waking them up at 6am all week long. :eek:
 
Nice letter that - worth looking after those neighbours :-)

My neighbours are ace - the chap fitted some new units at the end of my kitchen and boxed in the boiler. He also did a massive decking platform with rails strong enough to sit on (he's a joiner). In return, I fitted a new cylinder head to his Shogun when it went pop.

The world is based on courtesy and favours - be nice to people and help them out and you'll get the same in return.
 
Well it could be worse, heres the complaint letter I got after the person who lived below me was banging on my door at 5am for a few weeks.

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KaHn
 
That is a really nice letter, I'm sure there are much worse things that could have happened.

ALTHOUGH, while they are away you could take apart their house...bear with me...and leave a note of the rubble saying "I'm sorry, you're house was ruining my view".
 
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