Monday Joke

A superlative suggestion, sir, with just two minor flaws. One: we don't have any defensive shields. And two: we don't have any defensive shields. Now I realise that, technically speaking, that's only one flaw; but I thought it was such a big one, it was worth mentioning twice.
 
That joke is probably older than most of us on here. I remember hearing it on Radio Active back in the 80's (hehe, still got some old cassettes of some episodes, "And now over to our foreign correspondent Anna Daptor").
 
As philjohn says, that joke was told on the radio in 1980, EVERYONE heard it, how dare you retell it.

On the other hand, I must have been in the loo or something at that moment.
I like it :D
 
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
 
I like the title of your joke thread.

/glances at clock

I like it a lot. :D

Vita said:
How can you tell if you're making love to a teacher,a nurse or an airline stewardess?

A teacher says we got to do this over and over again til we get it right.

A nurse says hold still this won't hurt a bit.

And a airline stewardness says put this over your mouth and nose and breathe normally.
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Please seperate your rubbish for collection.
 
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