SWINE FLU UPDATE!

wordy · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:11

I've just been on the phone to the NHS Helpline to find out more about Swine Flu, but all I'm getting is crackling!

The Dread Pirate · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:12

OzyOly · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:12

Dear Christ. Just go mate, before you get shot.

benneh · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:13

Oh dear.

Ringiho · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:13

wordy said:
I've just been on the phone to the NHS Helpline to find out more about Swine Flu, but all I'm getting is crackling!

I got this exact thing by text message, from my mum no less!

Didn't get it at first

Van Hellseek · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:13

Ciphon · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:14

Oh Lord

I thought the world was ending.

willhub · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:14

I think now is the time to nuke mexico from orbit.

Jono8 · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:15

haha i enjoyed that.

A.N.Other · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:20

I love crackling

Shamikebab · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:21

seek said:
Ban.

Jono8 said:
haha i enjoyed that.

seek said:
Ban.

shauncr91 · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:21

Von Smallhausen · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:22

Give him the ban HAMmer.

Kerplunk · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:22

Who can save this guy's bacon?

wordy · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:23

Sorry, it was pretty offal

Sh3rlock · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:23

Oh dear lord, i knew the majority of the daily jokes were bad but this...

domthecondom · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:24

Raumarik · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:27

I find it amusing that the media have called it swine flu when it has nothing to do with Swine.. it only has elements from human and avian flu in it. The media title is a flight of fancy!

int · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:30

Kami said:
I find it amusing that the media have called it swine flu when it has nothing to do with Swine.. it only has elements from human and avian flu in it. The media title is a flight of fancy!

And the fact that it is predominantly found in pigs in mexico.

burtie · 29 Apr 2009 at 13:30

It gave me Lolz.

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