At work we quite often get visits from pikies that try to nick scrap metal and what ever they can lay their hands on. Its happened so often that work decided to put up a security gate which you have to swipe in and out of using our passes.
The other week the pikies came in behind a delivery driver and had a bit of a scout around but left in time before the gates shut. Today they turned up again and tried to grab a load of stuff so the IT department quickly closed the gates and disabled them. When the pikies tried to leave, they found the gates were shut and were locked in. They tried to find something to open the gates up in their van but couldnt do anything to budge the gates as they are rather heavy duty.
While they were messing around with the gates the police were called. Whilst waiting for the police, the pikies decide they arent getting away, so unload the stuff they took and waited by the gates as asked to be let out.
The police turned up with 3 cars and blocked the exit out past the gates. They couldnt do them for theft as they emptied the van before they turned up but the police found that they werent insured and didnt have any road tax on their van so they siezed the van
So the pikies went off back to their caravan on some crappy layby somewhere with no swag and minus their van 
Hopefully when I turn up for work tomorrow, they havent burned the place down.
The other week the pikies came in behind a delivery driver and had a bit of a scout around but left in time before the gates shut. Today they turned up again and tried to grab a load of stuff so the IT department quickly closed the gates and disabled them. When the pikies tried to leave, they found the gates were shut and were locked in. They tried to find something to open the gates up in their van but couldnt do anything to budge the gates as they are rather heavy duty.
While they were messing around with the gates the police were called. Whilst waiting for the police, the pikies decide they arent getting away, so unload the stuff they took and waited by the gates as asked to be let out.
The police turned up with 3 cars and blocked the exit out past the gates. They couldnt do them for theft as they emptied the van before they turned up but the police found that they werent insured and didnt have any road tax on their van so they siezed the van


Hopefully when I turn up for work tomorrow, they havent burned the place down.