Osteopaths - Who's used these miracle workers?

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Hi guys,

I just wondered if anyone's ever used an Osteopath before? They're basically the human equivalent of the greyhound's "bone man", and take into account your entire body (joints, bones, muscles, ligaments and fascia) when treating an illness rather than just the actual sore spot. I should add for those who don't know, that they're 100% accredited and recognised medical professionals who undergo a five year BSc degree training program. They have a similar standing as dentists compared to doctors, not "mumbo jumbo new age hippies" as I originally thought! LOL

As one example of this "whole system" approach to their treatment... I'd smashed my ankle years ago and the 'normal' doctors strapped it up and waited for it to 'heal' and said job done. The osteopath I visited for the first time today pointed out (without me even telling her I'd HAD a bad ankle) that actually the job wasn't done at all, and 12 years later it's the reason for my uneven posture, lower back pain, AND has led to two vertebrae in my lower spine pushing together.

I originally went to her after years of desperation. Not to go into too much detail but I'm registered disabled, and have diseases ranging from ME and fibromyalgia to bilateral hydronephrosis of the kidneys and permanent sciatica following a crushed disc due to a car crash. I've spent years in permanent pain and on morphine tablets, which barely help.

Anyway, after a 15 minute chat and assessment, followed by 20 minutes of "palpation" (imagine a massage, but with your body being more rocked rather than just rubbed, and painless joint clicking) she said I could stand up. Holy heck :eek: I noticed I felt bolt upright, though I've had an "incurable" (says the GP) slouch in my spine for years... I could touch my toes again, and I was PAIN FREE :D

Five hours later my muscles are starting to ache, but she said to expect that as the blood and lymph starts getting to the ****** areas she's "freed up" and takes all the build up of crap out of them. I'm amazed! I need to see her weekly for a bit to keep ironing out the kinks so to speak, but I can honestly say I'm amazed.

It's certainly not psychological or placebo either; I've visibly physically straightened bolt upright and can MOVE properly again; something my GP and physio have said would never return. Not only that but my "permanently" turned in left foot due to the smashed ankle now lines up with the rest of me!

Has anybody else got any experience of these apparent miracle workers? If you've got back trouble, or indeed any kind of musculo-skeletal issues, I can't recommend an accredited osteopath enough. Physio and surgery did nothing for me, but 30 minutes with an experienced osteo has given me hope of getting my life (and youth!) back again.

Sorry if this is of no interest, TFTI etc etc, but I just wondered if anyone had similar experiences (and to share the good news lol).

Cheers. :)
 
A while ago, my (now ex) girlfriend told me to go to see her osteopath. I'd had some back pain, bas posture, general rubbishness.

The osteopath did his thing, worked out I had a curved spine following on from a whiplash I got falling down the stairs as a kid (the only big impact I could remember in the right direction).

He did the thing - pummeled my back into submussion - and I left like I was walking on could nine, felt like I was floating for days.

I've been back every once in a while since, and nothing comes close. Not a good massage, or a good stretch - for some reason, I like getting my back all cracked out!
 
Has anybody else got any experience of these apparent miracle workers? If you've got back trouble, or indeed any kind of musculo-skeletal issues, I can't recommend an accredited osteopath enough. Physio and surgery did nothing for me, but 30 minutes with an experienced osteo has given me hope of getting my life (and youth!) back again.

Sorry if this is of no interest, TFTI etc etc, but I just wondered if anyone had similar experiences (and to share the good news lol).

Cheers. :)

Pain.
Drugs - Fail
Osteo - Fail
More drugs - Fail
More osteo - Fail
Injection - Fail
More osteo - Fail
More injection - Fail
More drugs - Fail
More injection - Fail
Surgery - Success! 3 weeks later - Fail
More drugs - Fail

However i now have a collection of medications enabling me to get legally stoned out of my tree should the urge take me. :)
 
Sorry it didn't work out for you SB :( I remember reading of your troubles a while ago, possibly on another forum - you're into bd like me I think?
 
The osteopath did his thing, worked out I had a curved spine following on from a whiplash I got falling down the stairs as a kid (the only big impact I could remember in the right direction).

Hmm, I might give this a go then. I'm currently off work with serious back pain and wondered whether it might be from getting whiplash when I was a kid. Went karting with some friends for my birthday and one went through a tyre barrier, so everyone stopped on the track so it could be sorted. As I went to get out, some numpty comes flying round the corner and slammed straight into the back of me and my god it hurt. :(
 
Erm, no. Biodiesel lol Maybe I've seen you on 5ive-o or something instead? I know your name from somewhere, but I have a memory of phail lol

Bio? oops, easy mistake to make ;)

Still using 100% pre-loved veg, biodiesel is bad for the enviroment (methanol, etc), 5ive-o, vegetableoildiesel, etc. i get everywhere :)
 
As far as I was aware they are basically quacks.

A bit better that Chiropractors and a lot better than acupuncturists, homeopaths, psycic surgeons, faith healers, magic crystal healers etc... and whatever other types of quacks you get these days. But still osteopaths are essentially quacks none the less.
 
That's what I originally thought dowie, but as I said in the OP they follow a five year BSc Hons degree and are state registered primary health care providers under the 1993 Osteopaths Act. Certainly worked for me! :)

(edited for clarity)
 
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As far as I was aware they are basically quacks.

A bit better that Chiropractors and a lot better than acupuncturists, homeopaths, psycic surgeons, faith healers, magic crystal healers etc... and whatever other types of quacks you get these days. But still osteopaths are essentially quacks none the less.

Thank you for your positive contribution to this thread. I like especially how you've lumped medical professionals in with faith healers (Y)

My chiropractor back home worked wonder on me after an accident where I severely bruised my neck bone and gave myself an exaggerated curve in my spine.
Haven't been home in a while so I'm looking around for osteo/chiro in Bristol that can realign me as I've gone a bit wonky recently :D
 
That's what I originally thought dowie, but as I said in the OP they follow a five year BSc Hons degree and are state registered primary health care providers under the 1993 Osteopaths Act. Certainly worked for me! :)

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People who go to homeopaths and faith healers often find that they "work" for them - it doesn't detract from their practice being a complete load of BS pseudo scientific nonsense.

In fact homeopaths can also get 'degrees' from some of the low end UK universities such as Westminster. The reality is that the entire profession is based on arguments that someone studying GCSE chemistry should know are BS.

FWIW - 'state registered' doesn't mean too much given that homeopaths and chiropractors have had recognition for some time - in fact Chiropractors can even call themselves 'Dr'
 
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But still osteopaths are essentially quacks none the less.

thats strange - I didn't mention any medical professionals in my post :confused:

Osteopaths are, as I said above, state registered primary health care providers (i.e. accredited, government recognised professionals). As for the others (homeopaths, accupuncturists etc), I don't know what the 'score' is.
 
People who go to homeopaths and faith healers often find that they "work" for them - it doesn't detract from their practice being a complete load of BS pseudo scientific nonsense.

In fact homeopaths can also get 'degrees' from some of the low end UK universities such as Westminster. The reality is that the entire profession is based on arguments that someone studying GCSE chemistry should know are BS.

Osteopath /= homeopath.

If they are such "quacks" why does the NHS use them?
 
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