Breast feeding

Is it wrong if your girlfriend does this whilst not being pregnant and then you suck the boob in public? Babies get away with it, but I seem to get strange looks :(
 
Back when I was working at purple shirt world about a year ago, I had just sat down with this middle aged couple with baby to put through their sale.

Anyway as I'm talking about various things I had to try and sell them, the woman decides that it was time to wap out one of her guns and fire some ammunition into babys stomach.

I saw everything, nipples, stretch marks, everything. She made no effort to cover it up and these weren't owned by an attractive lady!

Oh god it was one hell of a job to keep talking and not look down while she wapped it out in the middle of the store in full view of everyone.

Subtle obviously wasn't a word she understood.


I don't have a problem with it at all but jesus christ at least try and be dignified with it!
 
reminds me of a Russell Howard joke, with the hot tub.

Had friends that have "boob fed" and people at work, never really bothered me, I am able to look at a womans face :p
 
Lol, it's funny how people say "I don't have a problem with it". There isn't anything to have a problem with! There are probably some women who purposely start breast feeding in full view and without trying to hide it at all but it's probably beacuse they want to make a point. It's still a little taboo and there are some people who don't agree with it in public. Sad but true.
 
Janesy B said:
It's just one of those things you don't do in front of the general public. Much like taking a dump or having a tug :p
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Yeah, because having a dump or tugging one off really is comparable on the list of daily activities with feeding your helpless child. :p I have zero issue with it; I don't think twice if/when I happen to see a mother feeding her baby.
 
But it is, both are everyday things but i don't inflict poor old joe public to it. Maybe everyone doesn't want to see someone flap a tit out and let the baby have a suck when out in public.
 
I have no problem with it, however the wife has a problem with my genetic programming to stare at boobies at every available chance :(
 
It's perfectly natural, and it's an indictment on modern society that it's considered such a big deal.

If women are happy to do it in front of you, be a man and let them get on with it.
 
vonhelmet said:
It's perfectly natural, and it's an indictment on modern society that it's considered such a big deal.

If women are happy to do it in front of you, be a man and let them get on with it.
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You undermine your own point with your silly "be a man" thing. Unless your point is that doing so is only possible if you're male and adult. Which is sillier.
 
Angilion said:
You undermine your own point with your silly "be a man" thing. Unless your point is that doing so is only possible if you're male and adult. Which is sillier.
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Erm... not really understanding you here...

Most people here are men, of sorts, so it's fair enough to say "be a man".
 
I know exactly where I'd be looking...










...at the strange painting of a badger on her wall. Then I'd get bored and cop and eyeful. :D
 
vonhelmet said:
Erm... not really understanding you here...

Most people here are men, of sorts, so it's fair enough to say "be a man".
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A man is a man. It's inherent. What he does or doesn't do has no bearing on that.

Your line of argument would be more accurately expressed as "do as I say or I'll regard you as not existing", because they can't be anything other than a man, so if they're not a man they cannot exist.

I know that what you meant was "Do as I say or I will regard you as an utter failure and therefore extremely inferior", but logically your line of argument leads to the conclusion that they don't exist.

I've never been a fan of people being told that they must conform to some arbritrarily chosen set of gendered rules for everything, even thought. A man must think this, a woman must think that, yadda yadda. It's a blivet.
 
All the streets are cramed with things,
Eager to be held,
I know what hands are for,
And I'd like to help myself,
You ask me the time,
But I sense something more,
And I would like to give you
what I think you're asking for,
You handsome devil,
Oh, you handsome devil.
Let me get my hands
On your mammary glands,
And let me get your head on the conjugal bed.
I say, I say, I say.


Bit of that going on yeah?
 
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