Top 5 Celebrities You would like to punch in the face?

Gok Wong
Elton John
Bono
Peter Andre
Peter Doherty

The Wong would get the most slaps, closely followed by wiggy.
 
some good ones in this thread, unlucky you're all from the interweb and punch like girls with most of you losing in a fight with gok wan :D

- paris hilton
- anthea turner (she would then come up with a clever technique for cleaning up pieces of teeth)
- gordon brown
- bill gates for making me click yes to a billion 'are you sure you want to..' prompts
- gilly (forum celeb and power monger imho ;))
 
Lorraine Kelly, Gillian McKeith, and whatever 3 happened to be on Loose Women the particular day i was granted this privilege.


strange it is all women of a certain age. If I was a psycologist I'm sure I could read something into that....

for me

piers morgan
any wag because they are famous for shagging someone famous how perverted is that?
 
Ricki Gervais.

Chris Tarrant.

Fat ugly Bint from Shameless who is married to Paddy.

Gail monkey face tilsley, Not seen the show for about a decade but still she'd get the Full Gravel shovel to the face of deathness.

ALL news readers & TV reporters with there I am so happy there is a Disaster so that it will make my career face, Bulldozer to the face & then the shovel.
 
Harry Redknapp (Was going to go for him on all 5)

Gary Nevile
Ben Sheppard
Fiona Phillips
Jacqui Smith/Harriet Harmon (either will do or preferably both.)
 
This is about who you want to punch, not who you want to plough!:p

Serioulsy they are mingers and political failures of the highest order, neither of them is fit to run an apple bobbing store at a county fair let alone this once great nation. I would rather plough the land under which there bodies lay than plough them.
 
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