Mr angry in my garden

my tortoise is equally energetic, probably because the poor bugger hasnt had a shag, ever! I've owned mine since he was the size of a ten pence coin now he is bigger than a VHS video , always feel really sorry for him and his lack of shell on shell action :(
 
cheets64 said:
I like turtles
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Its a Tortoise.

Will Gill said:
my tortoise is equally energetic, probably because the poor bugger hasnt had a shag, ever! I've owned mine since he was the size of a ten pence coin now he is bigger than a VHS video , always feel really sorry for him and his lack of shell on shell action :(
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My Tortoise Lloyd does exactly the same thing! loves biting feet, gotta be sexual frustration :(
 
oh mine humps your shoes, constantly, girls love him to start with then when he gets deep down and dirty with their flip flops they go off him rather quickly :p

I'd video him but I just feel so sorry for him and he is such an awesome pet, hugely interactive and responds to different people in totally different ways, if he sees me he sprints over to me but he legs it from my dad because they had a falling out over a lawn digging incident! It always amazes people how affectionate (when he isnt trying to hump your shoes) and interactive he can be :cool:
 
yea, they're great pets, he hears us come home from work and comes says hi, then he will try and assault my feet!

I'd love to show him a girl tortoise just for 1 night :)
 
We were given this one, he is a Spur thighed.

We also have 2 other about 4 or 5, 1 is a Hermans called Freddy and the other is a Marginated called Terry.

Timmy did once tried to hump Terry until my dad stopped him and he has been like this ever since.
 
Tefal said:
get hi ma lady tortoise, breed an army of baby tortoises and invade France!
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You wouldn't need an army of tortoises to invade france, the one in the video looks feisty enough. "Eet just keeeps advancing! Sacre Bleaurgh!!!!!!!! Ve surrender!"
 
He looks lovely. Nice and healthy, no pyramiding and very active.

Kazz said:
The missus wants a cat, im learning towards getting a tortoise now :)
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Or get both like me (taken 2 years ago) Meet Toshiba the cat, Terry and Tina
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[DOD]Asprilla;13991745 said:
Think yourself lucky, mine's called Timmy.

Given that we've owned him, as a family, for about 60 years I can't really change it now.
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yeah we have had ours for 20+ years, when we first got him he got lost in the grass he was so small!

he got attacked by a fox and we all throught he would die but he is a legend and now just bowls around showing off the scars on his shell. he is too big now for foxes to care about him, well im guessing that, but I watched one start sniffing him and pushed him around a bit then lost interest, lucky fox I had the old rifle pointing right at his bonce had he gone in for the kill!
 
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