IMPORTANT: Paris Hilton's new saying

spirity · 1 May 2009 at 20:46

Draw it out - BAM.

Nix · 1 May 2009 at 20:47

Yes Paris, it is. And you're not having any of it.

J.T · 1 May 2009 at 20:47

She could do with a HUUUUUGE slap!

dangerstat · 1 May 2009 at 20:48

I've got something huge for her

Sash · 1 May 2009 at 20:50

I always thought her phrase was 'ah haw haw' since she always seems to have a **** in her mouth?

Azagoth · 1 May 2009 at 20:50

Hey Paris, look at my big stick of fail! It's Huuuuuuuuge!

Raikiri · 1 May 2009 at 20:50

Bet she's used to saying that...

Because you know, she's a whore.

GeForce · 1 May 2009 at 20:51

She's rather odd.

CaptainComedy · 1 May 2009 at 20:51

dangerstat said:
I've got something huge for her

a nuclear war head?

djmc0 · 1 May 2009 at 20:52

The only time I have seen Paris Hilton doing something useful was in night vision

Sash · 1 May 2009 at 20:53

djmc0 said:
The only time I have seen Paris Hilton doing something useful was in night vision

And even then she seemed more interested in how her hair was.

Kezmo · 1 May 2009 at 20:53

djmc0 said:
The only time I have seen Paris Hilton doing something useful was in night vision

and she was very bad at that!

djmc0 · 1 May 2009 at 20:53

Sash said:
And even then she seemed more interested in how her hair was.

trudat, homie, trudat

WARHURYEAH · 1 May 2009 at 20:53

djmc0 said:
The only time I have seen Paris Hilton doing something useful was in night vision

Take a bow sir.

tbh. I wouldn't say no to her.

Just as long as she doesn't speak.

Sash · 1 May 2009 at 20:55

Wait, why are we wasting more time giving her attention??

Nix · 1 May 2009 at 20:55

WARHURYEAH said:
Just as long as she doesn't speak.

Or contribute to the gene pool.

Kezmo · 1 May 2009 at 20:56

I'd give her an angry pirate just for conversation down the pub

djmc0 · 1 May 2009 at 20:57

Nix said:
Or contribute to the gene pool.

Well, her genes are probably useful, seen as the family she comes from, she is useless, yes, agreed. However the Hilton family have business sense, at least.

Nature Vs Nurture

spirity · 1 May 2009 at 20:58

I always thought "thats hot" was an incredibly powerful, insightful and emotive phrase. I admired the way it simply cut to the chase, a boldy descriptive commentary on post-MTV nihilistic sensibilities and dogmatic irrelevance.

But this.. this is in another league. My god, it's so devastatingly poignant and humbling.

Paris Hilton is a Tolkien for our age. This **** must have taken her ages.

Paramount · 1 May 2009 at 20:59