Woman accidentally bites mans **** off in car crash

antijoke · 6 May 2009 at 13:57

I love the fact the Sin Chew daily reported this, and the hilaroty of the 'what an affair in a car might look like in a car' photo.

Sash · 6 May 2009 at 14:00

RickSri said:
What a rubbish day,

Lost his job (for getting it on with a junior i would have thought)
Lost his car
Lost his wife
Lost his girlfriend (again I would imagine)
Lost his ****

Lost his self respect since everyone in the area will know about it.

Tom|Nbk · 6 May 2009 at 14:01

So she accidentally his whole penis?

gillywibble · 6 May 2009 at 14:03

Tom|Nbk said:
So she accidentally his whole penis?

LOL

knowlesy · 6 May 2009 at 14:05

is it me or is there a lot of penis been bitten of story's going around lately ?

Tom|Nbk · 6 May 2009 at 14:14

Admiral Huddy · 6 May 2009 at 14:17

i would just like to thank everyone for their good wishes.

Gimpymoo · 6 May 2009 at 14:27

platypus said:
The thing that made me laugh the most was the picture.

What a couple having an affair in a car might look like

Maybe he should hire his own Private investigator to find himself a new one?

Mr Jones · 6 May 2009 at 14:56

I hope they followed on with full sex after that 'oral'deal, since it is a punishable offence in Singapore to have oral sexual unless it is part of a foreplay. Well at least post-2007 anyway (they updated it

).

Andypandy333 · 6 May 2009 at 14:59

Emlyn_Dewar said:
Had an accident that wasn't your fault?

EdGey · 6 May 2009 at 15:40

bledd. said:
lol @ 'what a couple in a car having sex might look like'

Margaret · 6 May 2009 at 15:43

Tom|Nbk said:

antijoke · 6 May 2009 at 15:45

Mr Jones said:
I hope they followed on with full sex after that 'oral'deal, since it is a punishable offence in Singapore to have oral sexual unless it is part of a foreplay. Well at least post-2007 anyway (they updated it ).

Now that would be a sight. :eek:

mleanz1 · 6 May 2009 at 16:16

ouch i love how the woman followed with the penis.
All i can think of is braces as well

A.N.Other · 6 May 2009 at 16:19

Tom|Nbk said:
So she accidentally his whole penis?

Classic

DominicStar · 6 May 2009 at 16:21

Brings back the scene from The World According to Garp.

[FnG]magnolia · 6 May 2009 at 16:31

DominicStar said:
Brings back the scene from The World According to Garp.

Exactly what I thought

Greenlizard0 · 6 May 2009 at 16:57

Silly penis.

Cosimo · 6 May 2009 at 16:59

Tom|Nbk said:
So she accidentally his whole penis?

She had a bit at a time.

Ciphon · 6 May 2009 at 17:02

Jebus.