Why when you throw a table tennis ball in the road

DSherry

DSherry

DSherry

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does it never get run over?

If you throw one in the main road it will just bounce around and cars properly run it over but it just bounces out from underneath the wheels every time unhurt
 
Because it's small and bouncy, didn’t they teach you that at school. Have you heard of bans? :D
 
They're made of rubber and are designed to be hit at tremendous speeds and return to the same shape after being hit t'is not that difficult to understand really.


edit: I read it all wrong the above statement referrs to the design of a SQUASH BALL
 
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Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a great and terrible war between the table-tennis balls and the automobiles. When the automobiles attacked, sadly many of the table-tennis balls were crushed by the overwhelming weight of the automobiles and only a slim percentage who were tough enough to resist the initial onslaught survived and managed to escape, until the UN stepped in and brought an end to the hostilities.

After the war, the surviving table-tennis balls started to re-populate their stricken countries, because only those that survived being run-over were left, the genes for automobile resistance were passed on to their children, creating a master race of table-tennis balls, immune to being run over by their mortal enemies the automobiles.
 
Rich_L said:
Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a great and terrible war between the table-tennis balls and the automobiles. When the automobiles attacked, sadly many of the table-tennis balls were crushed by the overwhelming weight of the automobiles and only a slim percentage who were tough enough to resist the initial onslaught survived and managed to escape, until the UN stepped in and brought an end to the hostilities.

After the war, the surviving table-tennis balls started to re-populate their stricken countries, because only those that survived being run-over were left, the genes for automobile resistance were passed on to their children, creating a master race of table-tennis balls, immune to being run over by their mortal enemies the automobiles.
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6/10.

Good opening line, really hooked the reader.
Sadly there was no hot love interest. This drastically affected the scoring.

Would read again*










*if forced.
 
Hah I did think about putting in a Helen of Troy character at the start but the above was quite enough effort :p
 
DSherry said:
does it never get run over?

If you throw one in the main road it will just bounce around and cars properly run it over but it just bounces out from underneath the wheels every time unhurt
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So that was you throwing table tennis balls in the road?! ****er.
 
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Rich_L said:
Once upon a time, long long ago, there was a great and terrible war between the table-tennis balls and the automobiles. When the automobiles attacked, sadly many of the table-tennis balls were crushed by the overwhelming weight of the automobiles and only a slim percentage who were tough enough to resist the initial onslaught survived and managed to escape, until the UN stepped in and brought an end to the hostilities.

After the war, the surviving table-tennis balls started to re-populate their stricken countries, because only those that survived being run-over were left, the genes for automobile resistance were passed on to their children, creating a master race of table-tennis balls, immune to being run over by their mortal enemies the automobiles.
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Your ignorance is alarming
 
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