Woman accidentally bites mans **** off in car crash

[Helios1234]

I had to look at the article because you mentioned that. God I r perv...

Same

 

[CliffyBiro]

LOL

 

[apeZ]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

 

[antijoke]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

lol wut?

 

[Raikiri]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

Yes, on your head.

 

[Cosimo]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

It turns into a black hole.

 

[Mr Jones]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

Yes, it'll be 2x as long and 1.5x as wide.

 

[NightSt@lk3r]

She accidentally his what?

 

[CliffyBiro]

Yes, it'll be 2x as long and 1.5x as wide.

Mary! Fetch the hedge strimmer.

You'll thank me later...

 

[zzzJonny]

lol @ 'what a couple in a car having sex might look like'

AHAHAHA!

 

[LukeTW]

I carnt stop looking at this picture and think, why does he put an extra pair of sunglasses on ?

&& lol at the sex pic

 

[Gothic Draconia]

Ahm, sorry if this might sound like a stupid question, but it feels relevant to the thread - if you lose your penis, does it grow back?

It turns into an angry inch.

 

[jimmyt1988]

Ah man, this story bites.

 

[Walkerie]

Had an accident that wasn't your fault?

i can imagine this on a tv advert tarrent tv esque.

 

[PESolution]

reminds me of the death by anal intrusion thread not so long ago with that poor asian kid and the office chair..

 

[linktoinsanity]

lol @ 'what a couple in a car having sex might look like'

But sheesh, bit of a harsh punishment to the guy...right?