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So this happened last night...
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i said in my post i wouldn't to that... exept when im drunk.. i cant control that kind of thing and get angry and annoyed with people too quick....
no.
i said in my post i wouldn't to that... exept when im drunk.. i cant control that kind of thing and get angry and annoyed with people too quick....
no.
If you're a **** when drunk and you're aware of that then maybe you shouldn't drink so much...
For the people mentioning that blur effect, it's called shallow depth of field
Agreed! Ignoring is the absolute best you can do.
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BigglesPiP's bar brawl tips.
1. Hit him 1st, and make it count, elbows may be better than fists.
He already explained why he didn't retaliate, the punch took him out of immediate action and the prat ran away.
1. Hit him 1st, and make it count, elbows may be better than fists.
He already explained why he didn't retaliate, the punch took him out of immediate action and the prat ran away.
I got hit last night too because of my big mouth. Friend was giving someone some verbal and the guy said he was going to knock us both out.... i laughed and quietly said "i'd love to see that" as i was turning around to leave and he came over and lamped me. My own fault really.
I was drunk though and don't really remember after that but apparently i hit him back as did the cocky mate i was with and the other guy hit one of the girls he was with by accident while swinging for us so we made sure she was okay and headed off. Seemed a rather civilised departure considering what had happened moments before.
Luckily your face heals pretty quick so you should be on the mend and back to normal in no time.
I was drunk though and don't really remember after that but apparently i hit him back as did the cocky mate i was with and the other guy hit one of the girls he was with by accident while swinging for us so we made sure she was okay and headed off. Seemed a rather civilised departure considering what had happened moments before.
Luckily your face heals pretty quick so you should be on the mend and back to normal in no time.
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alright everyone?
cheers for the support for all you guys, and mad props to the person who said i looked like the freeman, i personally prefer that to Austin powers.
Just to clear a few things up:
one, I didn't expect hit to hit me for several reasons. I live in a small Cornish town where you never see fights. i come from Swansea, and there's no way I would have said anything back to him if it was there because I know I would probably leave with several holes in me. Secondly he was on the other side of the road and he was a damn quick on his feet, he came over with a big grin on his face and his hands up in what I believe would be called a 'Queensbury style' i.e. very old fashion was of holding your fists up, so I thought he was having a laugh, he lunged and hit me so quick and so hard i didn't even realises what had happened. if i had had the vaguest idea what was going to happed i would have kept my mouth shut. Also as someone else mentioned, though i am 6'4" imp a very passive person, i never get into fights or anything physical, so again I didn't expect it coming. He was also with his girlfriend who gave the classic "leave him it's not worth it" before they pegged it.
Two, why didn't I fight back? Having never really being hit in the face with anything like that force before I was shocked how loud the crack was. I staggered back into a shop window with blood spurting all over so I wasn't in much of a state to go after him. I was dizzy after the hit, and I wasn't even sure where he was. as I said above I'm not a violent person, I personally think of violence as an absolute last resort, so I'd rather not have hit him. its far more my style to use my wits to make him feel mentally weak rather than physically weak. I was with my friend Ry, but he was very much the worse for wear so he wasn't going to be much good, there we're some other people about but el chavo' told them I started on him so they were a bit confused and didn't think to stop him before he fled.
Why was I irritated by the police not finding him? well, once i found them and told them what happened, they took a description, namely about 5'8", medium build with short blonde hair and a yellow tshirt , he looked about 18. on my way home i got a call from the police to say they thought they'd caught him, so i went back down to town to find them holding a man who was easily 6'2" very well build short dark hair and in his early thirties, not the description i gave is it? well to their credit he did have a yellow tshirt on. but he'd been standing 20' away the whole time I'd been talking to the police so i would have pointed him out. i know they have a very hard job and they're very busy people, but surely this was a reasonably basic element of police work?
Erm what else? oh yeah my camera is a Nikon D300 and i used a 50mm F1.8 lens. I took that those photos about hour after the event, my face got a whole lot worse after that, my lips swelled up pretty big , I've got some epic scabs on them and a big 'ole blood blister on the inside of my top lip, along with a nice cunk of it missing. My nose also got pretty big too, is very painful today but thankfully just bruised and not broken, also my teeth and gums are in agony. I'm having to eat a soft food diet because of it, luckily I like soup and risotto. But today I had a bit of a scare, I've had pins and needles in my face all day which got so bad it affected my vision, it was like sitting on a vibrating plate, everything was bouncing up and down. it was very odd, i called NHS direct who told me i should get to A&E to see what was up. The doctor informed my i had a lot of soft tissue damage in my face but nothing broken and apparently head trauma can cause you eye sight to go funny for a while so who knows....
Oscar Wilde said "experience is just the name we give to our mistakes" and im inclined to agree with him. anyway cheers for the kind words im sure i'll heal up in a few days.
Jack
cheers for the support for all you guys, and mad props to the person who said i looked like the freeman, i personally prefer that to Austin powers.
Just to clear a few things up:
one, I didn't expect hit to hit me for several reasons. I live in a small Cornish town where you never see fights. i come from Swansea, and there's no way I would have said anything back to him if it was there because I know I would probably leave with several holes in me. Secondly he was on the other side of the road and he was a damn quick on his feet, he came over with a big grin on his face and his hands up in what I believe would be called a 'Queensbury style' i.e. very old fashion was of holding your fists up, so I thought he was having a laugh, he lunged and hit me so quick and so hard i didn't even realises what had happened. if i had had the vaguest idea what was going to happed i would have kept my mouth shut. Also as someone else mentioned, though i am 6'4" imp a very passive person, i never get into fights or anything physical, so again I didn't expect it coming. He was also with his girlfriend who gave the classic "leave him it's not worth it" before they pegged it.
Two, why didn't I fight back? Having never really being hit in the face with anything like that force before I was shocked how loud the crack was. I staggered back into a shop window with blood spurting all over so I wasn't in much of a state to go after him. I was dizzy after the hit, and I wasn't even sure where he was. as I said above I'm not a violent person, I personally think of violence as an absolute last resort, so I'd rather not have hit him. its far more my style to use my wits to make him feel mentally weak rather than physically weak. I was with my friend Ry, but he was very much the worse for wear so he wasn't going to be much good, there we're some other people about but el chavo' told them I started on him so they were a bit confused and didn't think to stop him before he fled.
Why was I irritated by the police not finding him? well, once i found them and told them what happened, they took a description, namely about 5'8", medium build with short blonde hair and a yellow tshirt , he looked about 18. on my way home i got a call from the police to say they thought they'd caught him, so i went back down to town to find them holding a man who was easily 6'2" very well build short dark hair and in his early thirties, not the description i gave is it? well to their credit he did have a yellow tshirt on. but he'd been standing 20' away the whole time I'd been talking to the police so i would have pointed him out. i know they have a very hard job and they're very busy people, but surely this was a reasonably basic element of police work?
Erm what else? oh yeah my camera is a Nikon D300 and i used a 50mm F1.8 lens. I took that those photos about hour after the event, my face got a whole lot worse after that, my lips swelled up pretty big , I've got some epic scabs on them and a big 'ole blood blister on the inside of my top lip, along with a nice cunk of it missing. My nose also got pretty big too, is very painful today but thankfully just bruised and not broken, also my teeth and gums are in agony. I'm having to eat a soft food diet because of it, luckily I like soup and risotto. But today I had a bit of a scare, I've had pins and needles in my face all day which got so bad it affected my vision, it was like sitting on a vibrating plate, everything was bouncing up and down. it was very odd, i called NHS direct who told me i should get to A&E to see what was up. The doctor informed my i had a lot of soft tissue damage in my face but nothing broken and apparently head trauma can cause you eye sight to go funny for a while so who knows....
Oscar Wilde said "experience is just the name we give to our mistakes" and im inclined to agree with him. anyway cheers for the kind words im sure i'll heal up in a few days.
Jack
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Op your no better. He sterotyped you. You've sterotyped him.
Prehaps you deserved a punch.
Prehaps you deserved a punch.
The guy actually punched him so its not a stereotype is it?
Atleast it doesn't look to bad, could have been worse.
Its just typical chav behavior hit like a coward then run away, hell probably be blagging about it to his special needs class tonight.
Even if he go caught he'd probably get let of on a first offense...
Hope you get better quick mate, Like most chavs hes only hitting you because he realizes that your better than him.
Its just typical chav behavior hit like a coward then run away, hell probably be blagging about it to his special needs class tonight.
Even if he go caught he'd probably get let of on a first offense...
Hope you get better quick mate, Like most chavs hes only hitting you because he realizes that your better than him.
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He is better, he didn't instigate, and he didn't resort to violence, after almost identical and somewhat petty provocation.
I side with this guy. The fact you kept your cool and didn't go down when he cowardly punched the op not only shows how much better he is but how the op is more of a man than the chav tw@t is.
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Oh i also found the plates off my car which perked me up abit, some one had put them on a car round the corner from me for some reason, time to stock up on ibuprofen and watch 'Have I Got a Bit More News for You' ...
oh and 'fail at the internets', i have only resorted to sterotypes after the event, when he decided to step into the role. At the time i though nothing of him i assumed he was mearly out for a drink and a good time like me, i was minding my own buisness when he decided make the first move. also i hardly think i fall into the sterotype of an emo...
note the stupid hair, make up and general foolishness, fail
were as i am clealy badass, note the awsome specs and epic pose....win...obviously
any how its over now and the whole event didnt bother me much, i've had much worse things happen to me this week, so i couldnt get any worse aye?
oh and 'fail at the internets', i have only resorted to sterotypes after the event, when he decided to step into the role. At the time i though nothing of him i assumed he was mearly out for a drink and a good time like me, i was minding my own buisness when he decided make the first move. also i hardly think i fall into the sterotype of an emo...
note the stupid hair, make up and general foolishness, fail
were as i am clealy badass, note the awsome specs and epic pose....win...obviously
any how its over now and the whole event didnt bother me much, i've had much worse things happen to me this week, so i couldnt get any worse aye?
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It's chavs, they're just thick. If you ain't dressed the same as them, then in their idiotic little minds you're either an "emo" or "goff".
It probably all stems from the fact that their syphilitic whore of a Mother was in the advanced stages of the disease, and as such passed the brain damage on to the retarded abortion that sadly clawed it's way out of her rancid womb to further pollute the gene pool.
It probably all stems from the fact that their syphilitic whore of a Mother was in the advanced stages of the disease, and as such passed the brain damage on to the retarded abortion that sadly clawed it's way out of her rancid womb to further pollute the gene pool.
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Elliot from Hollyoaks
ha not had that before, i used to get harry potter when i was younger, i mostly get louie theroux these days, even from my mother....