I never normally eat McDonald's, even if drunk, however yesterday evening I was in a bit of a rush getting to the cinema, so my cousin and I went into McDonalds to get something to eat - not that McDonald's usually serve anything that can be described as food, of course 
I thought I'd try the "Big Tasty" burger as it looks like a direct competitor to something you'd find in BK. All I can say is that this "meal" failed to live up to expectations and was a full-on assault on my tastebuds and digestive tract
The "Char-grilled" effect seems to have been provided by someone riding over the patty with a bicycle a few times, and as for the taste, it seems like someone has liberally peppered the thing with finely ground chunks of coal.
I was hoping for a reprieve with the "fries", but it appeared that some alien holographic technology had been used as I'd never seen strips of cardboard look so appetising.
I feel ill and the damn burger has been repeating on me ever since
To conclude: Avoid like a swine-flu infected leper with bad AIDS...

I thought I'd try the "Big Tasty" burger as it looks like a direct competitor to something you'd find in BK. All I can say is that this "meal" failed to live up to expectations and was a full-on assault on my tastebuds and digestive tract

The "Char-grilled" effect seems to have been provided by someone riding over the patty with a bicycle a few times, and as for the taste, it seems like someone has liberally peppered the thing with finely ground chunks of coal.
I was hoping for a reprieve with the "fries", but it appeared that some alien holographic technology had been used as I'd never seen strips of cardboard look so appetising.

I feel ill and the damn burger has been repeating on me ever since

To conclude: Avoid like a swine-flu infected leper with bad AIDS...