did your parents lie to you as a kid?

ChrisJSY said:
Please elaborate :p
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Put agar jelly in a petri dish. Get the child to push her finger into the agar, then put the lid on the dish and keep it in a warm dark place for a few days. Take it out, and see your germs growing into a lovely little diseased community.
 
ChrisJSY said:
Please elaborate :p
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"Wash your hands after you goto the toilet you little **** or you will catch a horrible disease that will slowly eat you alive and you will end up like this: <Insert graphic dead body image from the internet>"


If he doesn't start washing his hands constantly after that, I'll be very supprised


This advice should be only carried out if you are indending to scar your child for life
 
When I was a kid my parents opened a post office account for me and every Birthday/Christmas they would put all the money I got from people/Family (we are talking at least £50 each Birthday and Christmas from birth, Large family) into it with the idea in mind that when I was 17 I could go withdraw it and do whatever I liked with it.

Anyway, my 17th birthday rolls around and I get all excited about getting my hands on this money so my Mum takes me to the post office and I hand over the little book (which my Mum has only just handed me so I haven’t looked in it yet) and the lady behind the counter hands me £17.50…..

To cut a long story short my Mum Says to me they used the money for fags and stuff… :(

What annoyed me the most was on some birthdays (even as a little kid) I would say to people not to get me a present and instead give me money.

I’ve still not forgiven her to this day…. Bitch!

Sorry for the long story. :)
 
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Tom0 said:
Mine still lie to me now.

When I was about 7, I had an accident smashing one of my front teeth up through my gum, had all the treatment done and was left with the tooth (luckily it was a milk one). Being the sentimental child I was, I left a note with the tooth asking for it to be returned a week later under my pillow that night for the fairy.

My parents are divorced, and at the time I left the tooth under my pillow at my mothers house with said note and woke up with monies! Now I used to go visit my Father on wednesdays, I did so, only to find the tooth under my pillow over there...

To this day I'm still told the tooth fairy must have did it. :rolleyes:
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'must have did it'? What kind of language is that?!!!
 
I got all the usuals of course, santa, tooth fairy etc.

But the worst one i had was Black Santa and his coal sack:

My dad once told me that if I was bad then I wouldnt get visited by santa on xmas. It would be black santa. He would come into my room with a big coal sack and put me in it. Then take me to the north pole and beat me!
 
J.T said:
When I was a kid my parents opened a post office account for me and every Birthday/Christmas they would put all the money I got from people/Family (we are talking at least £50 each Birthday and Christmas from birth, Large family) into it with the idea in mind that when I was 17 I could go withdraw it and do whatever I liked with it.

Anyway, my 17th birthday rolls around and I get all excited about getting my hands on this money so my Mum takes me to the post office and I hand over the little book (which my Mum has only just handed me so I haven’t looked in it yet) and the lady behind the counter hands me £17.50…..

To cut a long story short my Mum Says to me they used the money for fags and stuff… :(

What annoyed me the most was on some birthdays (even as a little kid) I would say to people not to get a me a present and instead give me money.

I’ve still not forgiven her to this day…. Bitch!

Sorry for the long story. :)
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That's a horrible story ... I feel really sorry for you :(
 
Dark_Angel said:
You when kid
"hi there doggy" /pet
Dog
/bites your face
You
"awww poor doggy..."
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Not really how it happend. The dog had it's food, i got too close, it got protective. Wether it was wrong of the dog or not isn't the point, it's still dead, while i came away from the ordeal with a couple of scars, not being blinded and huge respect for animals ;)
 
DampCat said:
Not really how it happend. The dog had it's food, i got too close, it got protective. Wether it was wrong of the dog or not isn't the point, it's still dead, while i came away from the ordeal with a couple of scars, not being blinded and huge respect for animals ;)
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Yeah but the point is you got scars from it.

I understand I was making light of it, but I would have been pretty mad if it was me, or at least not "sad" it got put down... maybe I am cruel / heartless though.
 
My mother used to tell me if i switched tv of it will pause it self. so when i came back i can continue watching what ever i was watching it.

every time i came back turned tv on what ever i was watching it wasn't there. so my mother use to tell that the father probably switched tv on and it unpaused it self.

early idea of sky + :eek:
 
It wasnt my parents but the maid (lived in jamacia for a year). My brother used to pick at some tomato plants in the back garden and always get told not to but just ignore it. So the maid said 'if you dont leave those plants alone hands will come up through the grounds and pull you down'. He never went near them again, Or in the back garden for that matter lol
 
I was told not to swallow orange pips or else a tree would grow inside me. To wash my ears out or else potatoes would spontaneously grow in there. Not to swallow chewing gum as it would get stuck around your "clacker" and never come out the other end. To not wear a coat indoors as "if you go outside you won't feel the benefit". Not to eat excessive amounts of fruit or "you will be ****ing through the eye of a needle". The fact that if you go to prison you only get to eat bread and water (actually that sounds like a bloody good idea to me).
 
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