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I feel for you man. nothing worse then having ballsed teeth. Its the only thing that i think about when getting into a ruck. cant stand the dentist but after a boot like that you have no choice.
 
You come across as a little slow... Attacking some chavs with a chain isn't going to be forgotten by these guys, so not sure what you were expecting?
 
ColdAsIce said:
You come across as a little slow... Attacking some chavs with a chain isn't going to be forgotten by these guys, so not sure what you were expecting?
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i couldent exactly step off my bike whilst he was holiding the handle bar a was scared of getting knocked off my bike and gettin badly hurt so when he went for me my instant reaction was bang too the face , not a wise move but what goes around comes around hopefully the karma police can get the guy charged coz my arms agony and im not going out the house till my face is healed
 
JohnRoss said:
i couldent exactly step off my bike whilst he was holiding the handle bar a was scared of getting knocked off my bike and gettin badly hurt so when he went for me my instant reaction was bang too the face , not a wise move but what goes around comes around hopefully the karma police can get the guy charged coz my arms agony and im not going out the house till my face is healed
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Wait, you had a puncture but you were on your bike and had the bike chain in your hand? :confused:
 
TommyTenToes said:
Just for the record it's not self defense if they aren't about to attack you, saying they are going to go and get their mates doesn't really justify hitting someone with a bike chain!

I'll let other people give you stick for your grammar. :p
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actually ive been told by several bobbys that if they start to threatin you get them punches in and fast because they wont hesitate to play dirty (the chav i mean) and call in their mates :)
 
TommyTenToes said:
Wait, you had a puncture but you were on your bike and had the bike chain in your hand? :confused:
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my bike chain usually just sat on the handlebars next too the brake lever its a loop type heavy duty solid chain wrapped in plastic coating

the bike tyres were kinda snaking along the ground whilst i was pedalling it anyway when i sensed this chav starting i had the chain in my hand ready too retaliate
 
"he said he had a knife"
"he said he had a gun"

if you have 'witnesses' that can back that up, you'd be fine.


-personally, I hate violence, but a policeman turned bouncer said, if you ever need to defend yourself, then the above will keep you covered
 
JohnRoss said:
my bike chain usually just sat on the handlebars next too the brake lever its a loop type heavy duty solid chain wrapped in plastic coating

the bike tyres were kinda snaking along the ground whilst i was pedalling it anyway when i sensed this chav starting i had the chain in my hand ready too retaliate
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Oh right a chain to lock it, I thought you meant the actual bike chain that's usually attached to the wheels etc! Makes more sense now.
 
I'd love to know why you were sat on your bike with a flat tyre yet had the chain in your hand .....

Back to your OP ..... so, you got a kicking and then went back into the club and pulled?

The word is ....... to..... NOT ..... too.

Entertaining, 5/10 ... would have been more but it's the picts again.


EDIT: yeah, chain to lock it ..... ah.

So down to 4/10 for bad descriptive skills as well as punctuation, grammar and spelling.
 
Upon reading this, I have formed an opinion that Scottish people are <insert sweeping generlisation comment about being nutters>.
 
JohnRoss said:
Was out for a few jars saturday night with my nephews dad we went too a nigthclub after sitting in having a drink ,

i live in ayrshire and the local neds/chavs had started too wind up my sisters boyfreind for having a different accent he is from inverness one of the boys kept annoying he said leave it mate go away then the chaps attacked him a intervened too split the fight up and got knocked too the ground there was about 5 of them i got kicked in the face by the chap who had started on my sisters manme and this fella have had a run in the past

[ i hit him with a bike chain one night when i was going home my bike had a puncture and he was holding my bike and threatening too get his mates round too give me a kicking , i hit him with my bike chain and then legged it too the cop shop and i ended up getting arrested for assault and charged because i was honest and told the police i had hit him in self defence ]

anyway back too the original incident my face looks like a melted welly i have too wait a month for a dentist appointment as i am out of work my arm feels broken but should heal in 2 weeks and got loads of cuts n bruises all over was supposed to have a job interview yesterday but been ill in bed feel absolutely drained after this


the police dont seem too care at all

the bouncers from the club and sisters boyfreind are able too give statements too say what has happened , i beleive the boys were arrested after thish appened as we went back into the club

the police reckon i will be counter charged with assault as i was throwing punches just as i was on the ground after taking the kick too the face , the first night i had hit the boy with the bike chain i was just in a state of fear and alarm and it was either him gettin hit or me so i stood my ground, the cops confiscated my bike lock which cost me £20 :( asked me too wait in the cell for a moment didnt inform me i was under arrest and kept me in overnight when he said "come this way we will be a few minutes"



the officers were very unfreindly kept speaking over me

hopefully they have some cctv as my teeth are a mess and so is my face (i still managed too pull a chick after all this on saturday night )

every cloud has a silver lining i suppose :)

scared too go out the house coz i look like a retard



hope the boys in blue can get this fella charged and jailed or whatever coz im not happy and want my teeth back :(


/rant over
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You sound like a complete and utter moron. Shame they didnt take it all the way and cleanse the gene pool a little bit.
 
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