What did evolution miss out that you would like?

[Kevin Clark]

What thing do you think animals have that you'd like?

A prehensile tail perhaps? Use it to hold a beer while you play pool!
Wings?
Cuttlefish-like colour changing ability? You'd never have to buy a shirt. Just colour yourself up how you want!
Crab like pincers to opens cans?
Or a **** as big as a whale.....

What would you have?

 

[Bony Maloney]

"It's that one vertebrae, I swear to God, it's that close. I think that vertebrae is going to be the thing to go in our next evolutionary step. Just a theory and a fervent prayer"

 

[X-BEN]

Strange post. I would like a third hand sprouting from my head so that I can reach all the things that are put on the top shelfs in shopping stores!

 

[Marky]

A tail would be pretty cool (As long as everyone else had one ), however wings would be sweeeet (But they'd have to be big like the ones that guy in xmen 3 has )

 

[linktoinsanity]

scorpian's tail...or gills so I could breathe underwater.

 

[998cc]

Gills would be awesome

 

[HeadlessChicken]

More efficient breathing system, ours is terrible

Better strength to weight / size ratio too, we are piddlers compared to most animals (especially insects!).

 

[tsinc80697]

lack of the **** gene, I'd be much happier with 2 arms, 2 legs and no chav's/idiots around than I would with wings!

 

[Fenris]

I would like the body of a Velociraptor.


On of the reasons I think God did not create humans or the earth, he could have done so much MORE.

 

[nikebee]

Gills would be awesome

More efficient breathing system, ours is terrible

Better strength to weight / size ratio too, we are piddlers compared to most animals (especially insects!).

These really

Although eliminating the stupid and chav gene would be a good one

 

[misterPK]

I'm already an evolutionary freak. I have no wisdom teeth.

PK!

 

[bakes0310]

I'm already an evolutionary freak. I have no wisdom teeth.

PK!

FREAK Quick Someone Beat him with a stick.

 

[MowyTone]

the ability to morph would be cool

 

[I get around]

Not even animals, I would like a bottle opener built into me somewhere.

 

[Ziggy]

The ability to regrow any part of the body that is damaged or lost.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

A tail so's I could drink and game without having to take mah hands away from the keyboard and mouse

 

[MowyTone]

A tail so's I could drink and game without having to take mah hands away from the keyboard and mouse

nice one, esp if i could teach the tail to roll fags

 

[krisboats]

Super strength and gecko/wolverine style cell regeneration.

 

[X-BEN]

Gills & Better strength to weight / size ratio too, we are piddlers compared to most animals (especially insects!).

makes my third hand idea seem a bit silly now and thats hard to do!

 

[The Dread Pirate]

Also I'd be partial to a V8 and some wheels but thats not going to happen