Surprise Royal Visit For Great Grandmother

She can thank her lucky stars it was William.

Harry would have taken her granddaughter out the back, got her drunk in 10 seconds, snorted a few lines and buggered her over the dining room table in full view of the paparazzi.

We would then be subjected to three weeks of tabloid pages filled with little more than blurry photos of frizzy ginger curls in an imaginative variety of highly compromising positions...
 
heart warming story, that old dear is 109 and probably never leaves the care home she is at. The visit from the prince would be the highlight of the year of her.
 
She is right though. I use a fork, and it makes all the difference.

You should also add a dash of milk, a pat of butter and a pinch of salt.
 
Evangelion said:
She can thank her lucky stars it was William.

Harry would have taken her granddaughter out the back, got her drunk in 10 seconds, snorted a few lines and buggered her over the dining room table in full view of the paparazzi.

We would then be subjected to three weeks of tabloid pages filled with little more than blurry photos of frizzy ginger curls in an imaginative variety of highly compromising positions...
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This would have been epically better than the deluge of proverbially sticky pages about Katie Jordan orange something Andre Peters.
 
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