Wednesday joke!

Sankari · 13 May 2009 at 15:05

Claire's Diary:
Tom was late for dinner. He had clearly been drinking; he looked distant and depressed all evening, barely saying two words. He walked me home and I had to coax him to spend the night. We made love, but I could tell his feelings weren't in it. Afterwards he turned away and cried. I think he wants to finish with me!

Tom's Diary
England lost to Croatia! ******* gutted. Got a shag though...

The Dread Pirate · 13 May 2009 at 15:06

shauncr91 · 13 May 2009 at 15:07

Musty Pie · 13 May 2009 at 15:07

got a giggle out of that one i must admit

kai · 13 May 2009 at 15:09

little gypsy girl opens carvan door and shouts "mam how i put these knickers on again"

Mam says "How many times have i told you yellow to the front, brown to the back".

tibbsey · 13 May 2009 at 15:15

kai said:
*snip*

In all the wrongs ways, LoL.

G-MAN2004 · 13 May 2009 at 15:16

Kai.. Wrong, just wrong.

platypus · 13 May 2009 at 15:16

Thats pretty awful. Bloody aussies. Coming over here, stealing our crap jokes..

Cosimo · 13 May 2009 at 15:21

platypus said:
Thats pretty awful. Bloody aussies. Coming over here, stealing our crap jokes..

The truth.

Sankari · 13 May 2009 at 15:22

Le_Petit_Lapin · 13 May 2009 at 15:30

Apparently, the HIV virus is fragile outside the body, and can be killed by household detergents such as Fairy Liquid.

Ironic really, as it was 'fairy liquid' that caused the epidemic in the first place.

GeForce · 13 May 2009 at 15:42

^^ LOL

macfb · 13 May 2009 at 15:48

Got a giggle from me too.

Marky · 13 May 2009 at 16:20

Haha lolification

Dewotter · 13 May 2009 at 16:29

I lol'd

Greenlizard0 · 13 May 2009 at 16:34

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
Joke!

Lol, nice one. But the "v" in H.I.V. already stands for virus. Sorry, something that just grates slightly.

Le_Petit_Lapin · 13 May 2009 at 16:39

Greenlizard0 said:
Lol, nice one. But the "v" in H.I.V. already stands for virus. Sorry, something that just grates slightly.

You have a number in your username. Your argument is invalid.

LukeTW · 13 May 2009 at 16:40

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You have a number in your username. Your argument is invalid.

Lmao !

tibbsey · 13 May 2009 at 16:41

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You have a number in your username. Your argument is invalid.

Lol.

Second funniest post of the thread

Greenlizard0 · 13 May 2009 at 16:42

Le_Petit_Lapin said:
You have a number in your username. Your argument is invalid.

Shut it rabbit!