Essex consortium to enter F1 with Britannia Racing
15/05/2009
Following the news that British F3 team Litespeed and motorsport legends Lola are both submitting entries for the 2010 Formula One World Championship, Pitpass can confirm that a group of Essex, ahem, businessmen, is on the verge of confirming its intention to enter the pinnacle of motorsport next season.
"Let's just say we've got the madness in our souls," said Arthur Field, one of the businessmen involved in the project, and whose main job in the coming months will be the construction of the team's seven-storey motorhome.
The team, which will be run from a yard in Romford, is to be called Britannia Racing, a reflection of the consortium's core values.
"We want to show Johnny Foreigner that Britain is still the best," foamed Tony Davis, the man in charge of the team's windtunnel testing, for which he is using a 1:75 scale model. "We want to show that in spite of Maggie, in spite of this current shower, Britain can still have a manufacturing industry, that we can still lead the world."
Like Litespeed and Lola, Britannia will take full advantage of the FIA's proposed budget cap, indeed the team's press release is remarkably similar to those issued by the other two outfits yesterday, other than for the fact that it is scrawled on the back of a poster which proclaims that 'The World's Worst Elvis Impersonator" will be appearing at The Marlborough on May 30.
While Paul 'I'll keep to meself' Jacobs has little previous experience of F1, he admits to being enticed into the sport by the same words of wisdom which were to cost a leading team what is widely regarded as the 'holy grail' of sponsorship a couple years back, when the team boss told the potential sponsor, "join my team and you can travel the world with me and meet beautiful women", or words to that affect.
So serious are the guys behind Britannia Racing, they are also giving serious consideration to assisting Donington boss Simon Gillet in his battle to keep Britain on the F1 calendar.
"Like Simon," we are 100 percent committed," said Kerry Street, "well, some of these guys ought to be," he laughs. "Once having raised the appropriate funding for the team, we hope to have enough left over to rebuild Donington and thereby race in front of our home crowd."
That said, the consortium admitted that should Gillett and his partners not be in a position to hold the event at Donington in 2010, they would be happy to underwrite a scheme that would surely put a smile on Bernie Ecclestone's face.
"Bernie is always going on about how he wants races on the streets of the World's most glamorous cities," adds Cliff Willsher, "therefore what could be better than staging a race on the streets of Romford, the ring-road would make an ideal track. Though some Sundays there's a Farmers' Market, which could be problematic." After considering the matter at length, he adds, "like I always say, it's all b******s and they're all b******s".
While the group doesn't wish to talk about drivers at this time, or indeed its engine supplier, Johnny Herbert, who grew up in Collier Row just up the road, is being considered, while Mr Field is thought to have access to a "couple of motors".
While some might dismiss Britannia Racing as the pipedream of a bunch of men lost in the mists of time, others are taking the project far more seriously.
The team insists that funding will not be a problem though more should be known after tomorrow's lottery results are announced, the consortium this week opting for fourteen 'lucky dips' as opposed to its usual seven.
We wish them well.