BBQ season is coming - Read the rules

Slinger · 14 May 2009 at 20:06

Turtles said:
you just need in the youtube tags, otherwise it's just a white box.

Ooops.... Thx

Matteysan · 14 May 2009 at 20:13

lol made me chuckle nice guide!

CowboyTony · 14 May 2009 at 20:23

Mat said:
The only thing I would add is that the man has to build the BBQ and "make fire" prior to cooking. Other than that, love it

Totally agree - that's the most manly bit - it completes the holy trinity of manliness - fire, beer, meat.

Nanoman said:
That kinda ruines the point of the joke though.

Am I missing something - read this twice and didn't see any jokes...

Crizzy · 14 May 2009 at 20:28

Superb

tibbsey · 14 May 2009 at 20:44

Skywalker said:
12 - The man asks the woman how she enjoyed her night off.

Chivalry lives.

RoysonBobson · 14 May 2009 at 21:22

CowboyTony said:
Am I missing something - read this twice and didn't see any jokes...

It's not a joke. It's the truth

gillywibble · 14 May 2009 at 21:23

How bizarre. This was sent to me today.

Aod · 14 May 2009 at 21:45

you guys let the Women buy the meat?

the purchase of the meat is one of a mans most sacred duties, lest you endup with Quorn or something equally repugnant.

LiE · 14 May 2009 at 21:47

mmmm season...

Dave M · 14 May 2009 at 21:50

RoysonBobson said:
It's not a joke. It's the truth

For gayers.

The man truth is simpler:

Buy meat and beer

Put meat on bbq

Eat meat with hands

<drink beer at any point in this sequence>

Bread, salad and plates are for women - your under the thumb and you don't even know it

CowboyTony · 14 May 2009 at 21:58

Telescopi said:
Bread, salad and plates are for women - your under the thumb and you don't even know it

Some sacrifices are worth making to get laid - allowing women plates and salad is one of them.

knowlesy · 14 May 2009 at 21:59

RandomTom said:
Would prefer the buy & prep the meat myself tbh, but lol.

yeah women tend to get to much fancy crap we want full fat BEEF

chrisxuk · 14 May 2009 at 22:00

;D Very true

Dave M · 14 May 2009 at 22:01

CowboyTony said:
Some sacrifices are worth making to get laid - allowing women plates and salad is one of them.

You'd still get laid anyway, put her in her place

Skeeter · 14 May 2009 at 22:06

Thread of absolute truth.

Rainmaker · 14 May 2009 at 22:08

Telescopi said:
For gayers.

The man truth is simpler:

Catch, kill and butcher the meat and grab your pre-brewed beer

Put meat on bbq

Eat meat with hands

<drink beer at any point in this sequence>

Click to expand...

Fixed some gayness.

Dave M · 14 May 2009 at 22:10

Rainmaker said:
Fixed some gayness.

I'd have no time to watch top gear doing all that

Skywalker · 14 May 2009 at 22:11

thats why you send the women to the shops

Dave M · 14 May 2009 at 22:12

Skywalker said:
thats why you send the women to the shops

But they come back with birds eye burgers and stella.

I mean, wtf?

Rainmaker · 14 May 2009 at 22:16

Telescopi said:
I'd have no time to watch top gear doing all that

I manage