BBQ season is coming - Read the rules

Lostkat · 14 May 2009 at 22:18

Christ, it's almost like someone's stood and watched me & Leon having a BBQ and taken notes. Amazing :eek:

Maccy · 14 May 2009 at 22:34

The Gospel According To Skywalker!

apeZ · 14 May 2009 at 22:42

A++

Spot on.

Beren · 14 May 2009 at 22:46

Gold, pure gold.

...and pretty much spot on too

NickK · 14 May 2009 at 22:55

Francis Ford Coppola's moto "Steal from the best". So I have and emailed it already

I couldn't have described the BBQ on saturday any better.. although we were downing shots of Slivovice made by one of the guy's father in Czech.

4T5 · 14 May 2009 at 23:20

OMGWTFOCUKBBQLOLFOCROFL !!!

A BBQ to me is just a legal excuse to set fire to things.

knowlesy · 14 May 2009 at 23:26

Telescopi said:
But they come back with birds eye burgers and stella.

I mean, wtf?

whats wrong with stella, ok maybe some peroni or kronenburg would be better or the amazing grolsch with the pop top

???

EdGey · 15 May 2009 at 00:59

RandomTom · 15 May 2009 at 01:08

malc30 said:
OMGWTFOCUKBBQLOLFOCROFL !!!

What's FOC? Learn me up.

Tonyator · 15 May 2009 at 02:24

Had plenty of BBQs already, with whole chickins, turkey legs and big bits of pork. BBQs shouldn't just be for summer!

malc30 said:
OMGWTFOCUKBBQLOLFOCROFL !!!

A BBQ to me is just a legal excuse to set fire to things.

And this, fire is fun!

moon man · 15 May 2009 at 02:37

excellent

my bbq season started at easter

Pestilence · 15 May 2009 at 03:12

You forgot to mention about notifying the neighbours that you will be having a barbecue so as not to ruin their washing!

Tonyator · 15 May 2009 at 03:21

No, just do it, it's not your fault they didn't notice the 3 foot high flames and smoke.

Pestilence · 15 May 2009 at 03:27

Tonyator said:
No, just do it, it's not your fault they didn't notice the 3 foot high flames and smoke.

Not just that - what if it's in the machine for an hour or two and you suddenly light up the barbie?

Ours made a right song and dance about it one summer. Storming up and down the garden shouting "Well I can't hang the ******* washing out now, can I, AAARRRGH ARRAGH AARGGGHH!".

Maybe they were just angry that they weren't invited round for some awesome burgers.

djmc0 · 15 May 2009 at 03:33

Anyione have a propane powered BBQ? Ever since King of the Hill I have been curious, but never came accross one,

Also,This must have been mentioned, marinating the meat is also the mans job, as is, telling the woman when to remove the baked potatos.

Tonyator · 15 May 2009 at 03:33

Nothing can beat a proper BBQ tho.....

Pestilence said:
Not just that - what if it's in the machine for an hour or two and you suddenly light up the barbie?

Ours made a right song and dance about it one summer. Storming up and down the garden shouting "Well I can't hang the ******* washing out now, can I, AAARRRGH ARRAGH AARGGGHH!".

Maybe they were just angry that they weren't invited round for some awesome burgers.

Yeah, every one is more unhappy when not at a BBQ, should've offered them some burgers (the ones that go through the grill if there are any)

You just need a 'WARNING - Chance of BBQ's without prior notice' sign.

Neoni · 15 May 2009 at 04:26

Definate Stick. Aye A+

Lostkat · 15 May 2009 at 09:21

We were supposed to be having a BBQ tonight, but plans have been scuppered by rain :mad:

We have a brand new top quality Wilko's BBQ to try out. Most frustrating!

Tonyator said:
No, just do it, it's not your fault they didn't notice the 3 foot high flames and smoke.

This made me chortle

After some loud prompting by his Mum, our next door neighbour's son came round last summer and asked if they could have a BBQ. He's in his 20's... bless!

Ravane · 15 May 2009 at 09:40

Lmao

muttclugg · 15 May 2009 at 09:41

Ha very good. I liked the last comment about the night off

. 5* from me.