Chinese Calender Will Kill Us All!

CliffyBiro

CliffyBiro

CliffyBiro

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Don't know if this is just a sick coincidence but....

2007 - Chinese year of the Chicken - Bird Flu Pandemic devastates parts of Asia

2008 - Chinese year of the Horse - Equine Influenza decimates Australian racing

2009 - Chinese year of the Pig - Swine Flu Pandemic kills hundreds of pigs around the globe.

Has any one else noticed this?
It gets worse........



Next year?

2010 - Chinese year of the ****
 
~J~ said:
Would have been funny if correct :(
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Was going to say, pretty sure it's the year of the cow, from the "happy 牛 year" signs everywhere. Still, I'll sure some bovine flu will turn up soon :p

(牛 being niu, which means cow, and is a remarkably clever pun for a country like China..)
 
fifiov said:
Was going to say, pretty sure it's the year of the cow, from the "happy 牛 year" signs everywhere. Still, I'll sure some bovine flu will turn up soon :p

(牛 being niu, which means cow, and is a remarkably clever pun for a country like China..)
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Or boll ox flu

(i'll get my coat :()
 
I've got a decent one but it's hard to convey the meaning to the same effect with most of the words starred out. :p


See if you can fill in the blanks :D




A man is standing looking at himself naked in the mirror with an erection.

He turns to his wife and says, "Why do I get a stiffy when I look at myself?"

His wife replies, "Because even your **** thinks you're a ****."
 
There is this farmer who is having problems with his chickens.

All of the sudden, they are all getting very sick and he doesn't know what is wrong with them. After trying all conventional means, he calls a biologist, a chemist, and a physicist to see if they can figure out what is wrong.

So the biologist looks at the chickens, examines them a bit, and says he has no clue what could be wrong with them.

Then the chemist takes some tests and makes some measurements, but he can't come to any conclusions either.

So the physicist tries. He stands there and looks at the chickens for a long time without touching them or anything. Then all of the sudden he starts scribbling away in a notebook.

Finally, after several gruesome calculations, he exclaims, 'I've got it! But it only works for spherical chickens in a vacuum.'
 
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