I'm Looking for a Wheelchair

[Skull]

A self-propelled wheelchair. They are, however, quite expensive to buy new. Does anyone have such a wheelchair, that they don't want any more? If you're in Manchester, I will come and collect it.

 

[Deleted member 66701]

 

[antijoke]

ROFL.

 

[Sankari]

Surely you can just nick one from a passing disabled person? I mean, it's not like they're going to catch you.

 

[antijoke]

Surely you can just nick one from a passing disabled person? I mean, it's not like they're going to catch you.

A wheelchair jacking?

I like your thinking.

 

[Azagoth]

Surely you can just nick one from a passing disabled person? I mean, it's not like they're going to catch you.

Damn you! That is exactly what I was going to suggest.

 

[Rameses]

Holly moly I want that one pictured!!

It'll get me too and from the pub a lot quicker!

 

[Ciphon]

Why exactly do you need this?

 

[Rainmaker]

You're all gonna feel like ***** if he says because he's disabled, aren't you?

 

[Tute]

Why exactly do you need this?

See post #2.

 

[Deleted member 66701]

You're all gonna feel like ***** if he says because he's disabled, aren't you?

Not really, no.

 

[Nitrojan]

Holly moly I want that one pictured!!

It'll get me too and from the pub a lot quicker!

Rofl was waiting for that!

 

[utajoker]

steel a wheel chair, steal a couple of fire extinguishers, combine.

 

[Skull]

In the end I purchased this fairly speedy-looking badboy, but in black

 

[Azagoth]

In the end I purchased this fairly speedy-looking badboy, but in black

Where's the motor?

 

[Skull]

Right here!

 

[gumbald]

Errr.

That's my main thought here.

 

[Rich1988]

althouigh its very 4chan i have to say.. Lul wut

 

[Mr Jones]

Where's the motor?

A pair of pistons strapped onto the user. I think they're called arms...

 

[Azagoth]

A pair of pistons strapped onto the user. I think they're called arms...

Yeah, but in the OP he wanted a "self-propelled" one. Now, to me "self-propelled" means it propels itself, i.e. a motorised one.