There is no funny side to drink driving ...
There is
A drunk man drives into a Tescos, barman says "why the long face?"
badum tshh
doh! wrong punchline
There is no funny side to drink driving ...
There is no funny side to drink driving ...
What's so funny![]()
The outrageous scenario and the fact that if you saw a car driving full speed at a supermarket you would think that total anarchy has broken loose.
I really needed that extra bit of information.
Statistics show that middle aged, bearded, grey haired drunk men are more likely to drive Rolls Royces through Tesco windows than underage pregnant men.
"Probably a black, one-armed, Labour-voting, lesbian immigrant who owes this country ANSWERS!" claimed a Daily Mail zealot.
Maybe they asked him to prove he was over 25? :roll eyes:![]()
Random woman said:The woman said it sounded like a bomb had gone off.