Snacking with Heofz: The **Pansy-gay-minging** Snack

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Ingredients:
Green pimento stuffed olives
Light "melt-in-your-mouth" Crackers
Wensleydale + Cranberry Cheese
Smoked Salmon
Lemon


To begin:

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Squeeze the lemon juice all over the salmon.

cut the cheese into cracker sized slices.

Arrange ingredients like so:

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OM NOM NOM NOM:

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The blend of flavours is absolutely incredible... best snack ever :D :cool:
 
Students these days :rolleyes: What happened to a packet of space raiders and instant noodles?

Edit - Mr "I need four seperate plates for my ingredients of what is essentially a crispy sandwich"
 
I've had better.

Stop being a ponce and make a sammich instead.

Gilly said:
Yack.

*enjoys non-queer Quavers*
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I dunno if you're the same, but I just had a pack all but 5 minutes ago and I swear they're not the same as they used to be!
 
I'm currently munching on rice crackers, a bit of feta cheese on top, jalapeno on that and I've a squirty bottle of sweet chilli sauce to garnish.

Lovely! :D

Edit: My mouth is currently on fire.
 
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The fact you needed a snack and that is what came to mind worries me.

But damn that cheese looks good....NO, STOP, BAD!
 
The key to pleasing the OcUK crowd is to strike the right balance between snobbery and 'manliness'. You sailed a little close to the wind. The wind of gay.
 
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