Simona Halep to Have Breast Reduction Surgery

:( they remind me of an ex's boobs.... they were such a pleasure to play with, tweak, and blow raspberries into.... I used to feel like a cheeky little leprachaun on a sunday morning skipping over the hills but instead of earth, it was boob....

truely a sad day for leprechauns...

NOW BRING ON THE TRUMPETS!
 
damn, they don't half bounce around even when she's not running fast, just turning, could imagine they do get in the way.

THing is, big breats + lots of running, jumping, turning fast and bouncing up and down = saggy nasty boobs very very very quickly. If she doesn't get them done they'll be around her knee's by the time she's 25.

The worst thing though is, i reckon if she kept them in about 5 years there would be a hilarious video on youtube of her taking a serve and knocking herself out with her boob. :(
 
To be fair, all that bouncing around isn't going to do them any good as far as pertness is concerned.

Edit: Beaten :( Although you did put it slightly less eloquently :p
 
schumi84 said:
On an epic scale. Was like the bird on the embarrasing bodies episode a couple of weeks back that was 19 and had 30GG boobs and got them reduced.

Should be made illegal to do this, if they hurt your back, get a corset :cool:
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1: Must watch this program only for the pre 30GG boobs..was she fit? lol

drunkenmaster said:
damn, they don't half bounce around even when she's not running fast, just turning, could imagine they do get in the way.

THing is, big breats + lots of running, jumping, turning fast and bouncing up and down = saggy nasty boobs very very very quickly. If she doesn't get them done they'll be around her knee's by the time she's 25.

The worst thing though is, i reckon if she kept them in about 5 years there would be a hilarious video on youtube of her taking a serve and knocking herself out with her boob. :(
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2: I cant remember where I read this...:o but said that ladies should jog or jump on a trampoline to firm thier boobs :eek:

Yours sincerely

Fellow boob lover
 
This is terrible news. Just one game on an obscure WTA tournament on Europsot HD in super slo-mo is all I'm asking before you get it done, please! Is there some kind of petition we can sign to make them introduce a handicap system based on breast size? Like, 34DD and above get an automatic 15-love start every game?
 
How can tennis be more important than a nice large pair :(

Even if she does get to play with balls
 
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Mikoyan said:
2: I cant remember where I read this...:o but said that ladies should jog or jump on a trampoline to firm thier boobs :eek:

Yours sincerely

Fellow boob lover
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very very very wrong. if anything some chest muscle exercise does lift and firm a little but mavity still does its thing. Was watching some video of howard stern a former miss usa has gone and done a porn and her pretty huge boobs are still fantastic at an older age. When asked how she said, She doesn't run, keeps fit with yoga, running = bouncing, bouncing = stretching the skin over time.

FAct is she probably has the genetic setup to have huge boobs, she can play tennis for a decade, make millions, win stuff, retire eat and have her boobies come back anyway :p Better than tennis for a decade, millions, win stuff, and nasty nasty boobs at the end. Though obviously she could have surgery then to fix them, though at a guess its best to pre-empt the problem rather than try to fix it.


Think we need to hook up nice boobed girls with those tables you lie on, strap down(not in that way :p ) and flip you over so your head is below your feet. Let mavity work the other way to keep boobs nice for as long as possible.
 
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