Poll: Bog roll....over or under?

[shauncr91]

Over, or you might get poo on the wall.

....you're doing it wrong.

 

[tisonlyme]

Over, with the end folded into a neat little point like in hotels

 

[Fenris]

Over, with the end folded into a neat little point like in hotels

Do you watch musicals while on the toilet as well?

 

[platypus]

I recall reading that women tend to subconciously prefer, and thus use, under, and men over.

 

[tisonlyme]

Do you watch musicals while on the toilet as well?

But of course!

 

[kefkef]

Over

 

[Morgoth]

Over. Also does anyone actually have a bidet?

 

[I get around]

Neither, i don't have a holder, i find it's easier to just pick it up than use a holder, being at the side they can get annoying leaning over to get toilet roll when it could be in your hand.
On it's side.

 

[Bubo]

Fold eh? Sophisticated, I use the yank and scrunch method.

Maybe sophisticated. I counter this by always buying the ultimate cheapest bog roll I can find, on the basis that "I'm only going to wipe my arse with it and flush it seconds later".

Anyway, it has to be over if you use the yank method, as the yank method relies on the friction between the sheet on top and the roll in order for the yank to work in the first place. Try doing the yank with an under and the full roll will simply spill onto the floor.

 

[Fenris]

Maybe sophisticated. I counter this by always buying the ultimate cheapest bog roll I can find, on the basis that "I'm only going to wipe my arse with it and flush it seconds later".

Anyway, it has to be over if you use the yank method, as the yank method relies on the friction between the sheet on top and the roll in order for the yank to work in the first place. Try doing the yank with an under and the full roll will simply spill onto the floor.

Are you applying physics to bog roll technique? Well done.

 

[taB]

All is explained correctly here:

 

[GreatAuk]

over... but usually it's just lying on the floor because it falls off the radiator and only toilet has a proper holder.

 

[manic111]

I have a wooden stick thing that my bog roll sits on so side on.

You maverick!

Over for me

 

[Bubo]

Are you applying physics to bog roll technique? Well done.

A bit of physics, mainly mechanics, both dynamic and static. Didn't I tell you I wrote my final year thesis on "The top ten methods of removing faecal matter from your anus"

 

[Skiddley]

Over. I'm OCD about it. If it's under, I'll change it.

 

[aayzof]

over

 

[Pixel]

Over.

 

[TheBrooder]

however it goes in. I literally put no thought into it whatsoever ... until this stupid thread!

 

[J.T]

Has to be over.

 

[GSDog]

I've found it easy to grab when it's over, especially in an emergency situation.