Have you ever been attacked by a bird?

[PiKe]

I'm talking the winged feathered kind, obviously Alfred Hitchcock's - The Birds would never happen but have any ever tried to steal food from anyone here?

 

[PardonTheWait]

A pidgeon flew directly at my face the other day, and if I hadn't have moved would honestly have just plowed into my head.

I cacked my pants.

 

[Fegruson]

Im sure it would be a problem in seaside town's, like that seagull that walks into that shop and steals the crisps?

 

[~Divine~Wind~]

A Goose when I was little, ran like **** I did!

 

[snowdog]

A chicken .
Because I came too close to her chicks.
Was like 7 at that time.

Nothing happened though I just ran away.

 

[LiE]

Swans are evil. They always try to attack me when I'm out with the dog.

 

[Sankari]

Been attacked by plovers in a field. They don't mess about!

 

[snowdog]

Swans are evil. They always try to attack me when I'm out with the dog.

Now that you're saying that, they do look ****ed at me when I cycle past them.

 

[LiE]

 

[RoysonBobson]

A Goose when I was little, ran like **** I did!

Same, when I'd just learnt to walk. And my parents got it on video.

 

[Ciphon]

I was attacked by a rooster when I was younger. It cut my leg up and I gave it the boot. We were both wary of each other from then on, but it knew who was boss

 

[Steve2000]

Never actually been attacked but I've been threatened by a load of swans before for no reason. I was outnumbered so had no choice but to run away like a girl.

My mate has had his lips scrapped off by one of these blood thirsty terrorists I think.

 

[LiE]

Have you noticed how vicious swans are to other ducks/birds? I witnessed a swan chase a duck round a lake for a good 30 minutes.

 

[Skidder]

Some fiesty little blonde from Yorkshire broke my nose in the student union some years ago.

 

[leaskovski]

Yeah got headbutted by one in Canterbury once, then bitten on the arm by her midget friend. Strange night that was!!!

 

[Morgoth]

No, but I have been crapped on a couple of times.

 

[Steve2000]

Have you noticed how vicious swans are to other ducks/birds? I witnessed a swan chase a duck round a lake for a good 30 minutes.

Actually I made the opposite observation. There's a river running through the golf course I play at, with two large swans in it that look like they're having bairns as there's a rather sizeable nest that they are always guarding. There's about 8-10 ducks that just swim right up to the nest, always hanging round there and yet the swans do nothing.

 

[Bill101]

There was a Seagull last year attacking bald blokes as they crossed the car park last year when it set up home on the roof of our building!
An ostrich eat my brothers woolen mittens when we were at the zoo years ago

 

[Cosimo]

Some geese had a go at me when I got too close to their goslings many moons ago.

 

[Glaucus]

Seen plenty of people in plymouth be attacked by the huge mutated seagulls.

It's like seagulls on steroids.