Think of a witty response

Dj_Jestar · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:50

e: You need to defrost your heart, YOU COLD HEARTED SOULLESS BITCH!

Mr^B · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:51

'make a fist with your left hand...'

Wayne~ · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:51

anticonscience said:
Suck me beautiful.

LOL! This is definately the answer

Christo · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:52

Bubo said:
I'm struggling to see how those two lines of random text constitute a conversation

They are taken out of an email..

simulatorman said:
I find defrosting helps followed by some light kneading and stuffing your pastry with some tender meat.

Im genuinely thinking of going for this - not sure its a good idea..

tres · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:55

KaHn said:
Nah it would add emphasis

KaHn

You do know that your name is already on every post you make.

Therefore seems like a waste of time to add your name.

Especially due to the number of capital letters.

Even more so if you're a "Caps lock on, letter, caps lock off" kinda guy.

lozza23_uk · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:56

....i put on my robe and wizard hat......

Bennie-Mac · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:57

I find make-up helps.

KaHn · 4 Jun 2009 at 11:57

trescodrucey said:
You do know that your name is already on every post you make.

Therefore seems like a waste of time to add your name.

Especially due to the number of capital letters.

Even more so if you're a "Caps lock on, letter, caps lock off" kinda guy.

I do it so that when I search my name it comes up not only with my posts but also all that have quoted me.

KaHn

Christo · 4 Jun 2009 at 12:00

Bennie-Mac said:
I find make-up helps.

ha

nex20 · 4 Jun 2009 at 12:01

Just reply. 'I'd make your pasty malfunction'

Antelopethy · 4 Jun 2009 at 12:11

Mr^B said:
'make a fist with your left hand...'

Just sprayed coffee all over my desk

LOAM · 4 Jun 2009 at 12:43

How about

"oh noes if you got that message, it means I sent "i want to nail you" to my mum

"

Jono8 · 4 Jun 2009 at 12:47

I would like a go at your salmon purse...

freak2002 · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:09

Knubje said:
You fight like a dairy farmer!

Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

SOMI - F*T*W

wildman · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:22

how about..............

'I Put on my robe and Baker's Hat' ?

something daft already!! · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:23

freak2002 said:
Have you stopped wearing diapers yet?

SOMI - F*T*W

What? More pollution of the English language. They are called "Nappies".

tibbsey · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:26

Christo said:
c:I had a critical pastry malfunction earlier

I'll give you a pasty malfunction to moan about!

wordy · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:29

How about:

'God you're ****ing ugly!'

Mr^B said:
'make a fist with your left hand...'

ROLF

Sash · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:32

Mr^B said:
'make a fist with your left hand...'

/thread

~>Dg<~ · 4 Jun 2009 at 13:40

send mr b a gtx 285