The Swine Flu Thread - All Swine Flu Rubbish In Here

Gypo · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:44

Baton down the hatches if you live in Longton, as today the NSPCT confirmed a case of swine flu at Edensor Technology College.

Steve2000 · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:46

Jesus Wept it's flu. There have been no deaths related to this yet in this country. We have the facilities to deal with it.

Gypo · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:47

Steve2000 said:
Jesus Wept it's flu. There have been no deaths related to this yet in this country. We have the facilities to deal with it.

we are all doomed, doooooooooooooooomed.

rsatd · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:48

Quick, vote BNP, kick those swines out!

Gilly · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:48

How many people have died from influenza in the time swine influenza has been with us?

merlin · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:48

BIG. DEAL.

Knubje · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:49

*Walks in thread*
*Expects same old recycled joke*
*Reads OP*
*Wishes it was same old recycled joke*
*Calls for ban*
*Leaves*

Azagoth · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:50

It's only Edensor High, so no big worry. Back in the day we, Oakhill High, used to have running battles with those buggers.

Gypo · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:52

Knubje said:
*Walks in thread*
*Expects same old recycled joke*
*Reads OP*
*Wishes it was same old recycled joke*
*Calls for ban*
*Leaves*

Geesh aint you a barrel of laughs

V4NT0M · 8 Jun 2009 at 16:58

FYI it's batten not baton, I can imagine it now, police abusing a hatch with their batons.

tibbsey · 8 Jun 2009 at 17:02

What happened to that OcUKer who was quarantined in London?

Did his wilkins fall off?

Did he get deaded?

Edit: I see he was given the all clear.

Klo · 8 Jun 2009 at 17:40

Its not this rounds thats the trouble, its the possible serious version coming back in the winter that may/could be a problem.

You could then argue that let as many people possible get it this time around so less get it next time around.

Mr Kingston · 8 Jun 2009 at 17:45

Knubje said:
*Walks in thread*
*Expects same old recycled joke*
*Reads OP*
*Wishes it was same old recycled joke*
*Calls for ban*
*Leaves*

LMFAO, lobve it mate, and yes swine flu can kill but we have the facilities to deal with it

brummie · 8 Jun 2009 at 18:01

Steve2000 said:
Jesus Wept it's flu. There have been no deaths related to this yet in this country.

yes there has.

EDIT: just checked i was wrong. It was suspected but not put down to it in the end. local free rags for ya

Tomsk · 8 Jun 2009 at 18:23

Knubje said:
*Walks in thread*
*Coughs*
*Leaves*

ThundyCat · 8 Jun 2009 at 18:24

This thread needs closing :rolleyes:

Calls for a Don.

Azagoth · 8 Jun 2009 at 18:54

Thundycat said:
This thread needs closing

Calls for a Don.

Why? What makes this thread warrant closing above any of the other guff that's posted in GD? Like this, for example.

ThundyCat · 8 Jun 2009 at 19:03

Azagoth said:
Why? What makes this thread warrant closing above any of the other guff that's posted in GD? Like this, for example.

Jeez I was only joking fella.

Scania · 9 Jun 2009 at 03:59

Thundycat said:
Jeez I was only joking fella.

Hell, sod the joke, close this crap - we are all going to die sooner or later.....

Audigex · 9 Jun 2009 at 04:02

It's STILL not as bad as the man flu.

Screw it, for a chance to spend three days in bed I'll inhale a dozen mexicans.