i caught my dad with my GF.........

[stude1983]

hahaha thats good

 

[Kerplunk]

"She was so good, I put my name on it!"

 

[Raumarik]

Any chance of a vote on the OPs name? I suggest "leanmeanunfunnymachine"

 

[MikGriff]

 

[Lightnix]

Was a total machine in bed, I bet.
I bet you totally grilled her about that.
So is this what you meant when you told me she was cooking in bed?

 

[Kerplunk]

George Foreskin's Meat Grilling Machine

Just watch all the whiteness ooze out

 

[Lightnix]

George Foreskin's Meat Grilling Machine

Just watch all the whiteness ooze out

It drains your dad right into the tray.

 

[The Dread Pirate]

\/

I applaud your effort at funny

 

[platypus]

I thought my jokes where bad !

They are!

 

[linktoinsanity]

Terrible.

 

[Peño]

I thought that was pretty good, made me chuckle.

Does every joke need to be intellectually stimulating for the OcUK consensus nowadays?

 

[The Dread Pirate]

intellectually stimulating

What this mean?

 

[Cosimo]

smirk from me

... and me.

 

[Tomsk]

I thought my jokes where bad !

They are.

It's your real life experiences that are funny.

 

[Lightnix]

I want to say something about the dad being so proud of it he put something on it right about now...

 

[DragonWoLf]

at first i was like woah then i faeled.

 

[Bucket]

Any chance of a vote on the OPs name? I suggest "leanmeanunfunnymachine"

I agree, 100%

 

[GreatAuk]

At first I thought serious stuff and then I was like

 

[ColdAsIce]

ban ban ban ban ban ban ban

 

[V4NT0M]

Han Bammer!