Chavs.

[Splewis]

They seem to have developed their own primitive language where I live in the north east, no one can understand it but their own species.

 

[willhub]

Hit them with your keyboard.

 

[rypt]

Is there an anti-chav party - sort of like how the BNP are anti foreign people?

 

[eddiemcgarrigle]

Nuke them from orbit or alternatively, give them a good kick in the testes and show them that they aren't as tough as they think they are. I always have a good laugh at their expense when they try to harass me at fires.

1. Ensure glove is nicely covered in soot by having a good rummage about in the ashes of said fire.
2. The one with the biggest mouth is usually wearing a whiter than white tracksuit so let's see about that.
3. Approach in a non-threatening manner and begin conversation about how you are only doing your job and don't need the hassle.
4. Give them a good firm pat on the back as you head back to the fire engine.
5. Have a good laugh when one of their friends notices that their tracksuit isn't quite as sparkly white as it was ten minutes earlier. Watching a ned jump up and down on the spot while almost crying is hilarious.

 

[Marky]

Get a katana and chop them in half with a single swipe.

lol RandomTom is Random

 

[rypt]

Have a good laugh when one of their friends notices that their tracksuit isn't quite as sparkly white as it was ten minutes earlier. Watching a ned jump up and down on the spot while almost crying is hilarious.

Pic pls

 

[Mr-White]

we need to set up some special camps

MW

 

[rypt]

we need to set up some special camps

So the nazis had the right idea just targeted the wrong people?

 

[d3moliti0n]

Throw tangerines at them.

 

[Jonny L]

I always find if they're on their own, square up and they run away... If there in a gang put them down verbally, because chavs don't have real friends, they just have people that hang about with them to laugh at them...

 

[This Side Up]

Kill them. Kill their kids. Kill their wives. Kill their parents and their parents' friends. Burn down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. Kill people that owe them money.

Alternatively, take off and nuke them from orbit... it's the only way to be sure!

 

[Robdav]

gather them all up on the isle of wight, (might have to remove the nice people of the isle of wight frst) then nuke from orbit!

I lived there for 2 months. I'd like to report that there are, in fact, no nice people there.

Chav's do my head in. That was one reason for moving away from Nottingham. Almost got knifed on my own driveway by a young chav (15 - 16?).

And it really annoys me that I work my backside off to fund their livestyles. I want my money back so I can spend it bringing up my children and looking after my family thank-you-very-much.

Alternativly I could just go mad and attack them all with my keyboard.

 

[nemtizz]

I get it cuz I sometimes wear skinnies, but I usually just shout something back.

Haven't been battered yet cuz I'm 'ard .

 

[Dreaded_Cheese]

Alternatively, take off and nuke them from orbit... it's the only way to be sure!

Indeed, if but one survives they will return in greater numbers.

 

[Naamiko_O]

Flare gun. Straight into the car. Then whip that machete out your back pocket and scream some allah chants. Chavs are scared of Terrorists it's like Top Trumps.

 

[lemonkettaz]

Put it in your big bag of bothered and move on

 

[MikeHunt79]

Lets declare OCUK war on chavs, open season.

I suggest this as uniform:

 

[brummie]

ignore them because they aren't worth the time.

 

[TFleming]

Hah. I'm sure you can deal with it.

 

[Rainmaker]

Lots of good suggestions so far. TBH I couldn't advise from personal experience. I'm 6'5", 20st and have a skinhead and tattoos. Chavs tend to say "Alright mate?" before scurrying away - if they dare speak at all. Gimps.