Chavs.

Don't worry about chavs, in Ireland we called them knackers or skangers.

They sponge off the state and rarely have jobs (let alone good jobs). They have a lower life expectancy and a lower income. They have poor taste in clothes but more importantly poor opportunities in life. They rarely travel, have poor education and have few opportunities regarding women they can date.

Their ambitions in life are low. They have boring conversations and uninteresting uninformed opinions. They choose often not to vote and rarely have any influence over others of importance. They drink, smoke, abuse drugs and drive recklessly because they will never have other options for life satisfaction.

When foreigners think of Britain they rarely come to mind. Sometimes we think they are the majority and wonder how could the state ever function effectively with such slobs sucking that the breast of the state. Then we realize that they aren't the centre of Britain, they aren't they centre of society and the are certainly aren't the centre of attention. The media only references them when referring to ASBOs or crime rates. Forget about them, the developed world left them behind a long time ago as they feed of the dregs of what we produce.
 
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We have two threads, one that hates chavs and one wondering when we'll next go to the moon, solve both problems, stick them all in a rocket and leave them up there.
 
Some chav or Ned as some parts of scotland call them was picking on a small kid last week so i walked up to him behind his back and*****slapped him with the outside of my hand to the side of his head he spun around to hurl abuse at me only to find me standing behind him a good 5 inches taller than him. He ran away. Unfortunately i didnt video it though :(
 
CaseyChaos said:
We have two threads, one that hates chavs and one wondering when we'll next go to the moon, solve both problems, stick them all in a rocket and leave them up there.
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"Oh sorry, I forgot to pack your space suits. And the hull has holes in it. Sorry about that." :D
 
Splewis said:
Been biking today, and got harassed twice by chavs passing in their chavmobiles, screaming at me while driving by.

I am so ****ing sick of this, I lived in Asia for 10 years and they have nothing that comes close to this level of **** we get here in Britain.

What can be done about these ****ing scumbag ****heads?

How do you deal with the abuse they throw towards everyone?
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Someone shouted at me! *Quick ... to the etc etc*
 
I just ignore them, though I seldom get any issues from the majority. The only time I've had altercations with them is if a) they are putting me into a threatening situation b) a threat on a friend/family is evident c) self defense. Since I've only ever had to convince someone the back down, I've never really had problems with them. Words are words - they mean nothing.
 
I live in a very chavvy estate, for someone that isn't a chav, doesnt look tough, wears most clothes from Topman, I haven't had any problems, any problems I have had happen in very quite and posh towns :S

If something does happen I just ignore them, I am told that I do look threatening at times and am very scary when angry so I guess its a bonus :D

But tbh, something needs to be done about these *****. They are what is wrong with this country.

From now on if there's a chav that gets done for some crime or whatever, put them in the army so they can learn some respect and do something usefull.

Don't swear. FF.
 
Ziggy said:
Kill them. Kill their kids. Kill their wives. Kill their parents and their parents' friends. Burn down the houses they live in, the stores they work in. Kill people that owe them money.
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Here Here!! Good Call!!

I know people always think the social problems of their own generation are the worst, back in the day im sure there was uproar about hippies, punks and any other large subclass/group that developed. But when you look back at those sort of groups there always was ultimately an acceptance of authority, if not at the time then it did eventually come.

Looking at chavs I could never honestly see this happening, they are the scum who will now forever float around in a society which rewards people for having no ambition and doing nothing whilst almost punishing those who go out to work everyday to make a living.

P.S. I vote for death by napalm for all of them
 
jot down their reg plate, then call the cops and say they tried to offer you drugs, and waved a pistol at you.


chances are they'll have drugs on them, and the pistol thing will make it get dealt with super quickly :p
 
Yesterday I went into the local shop to buy some milk, there were about 5 of them standing outside, probably all about 16, then came up to me and asked "Yo mate you got any Green?".

I think we should sort out some sort of Arena in which they fight to the death with kitchen knives and broken bottles.
 
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