What shall i do for my birthday!

[Nix]

What's with the rubbing one out? lol

Blow out your candle. One for each year.

 

[SideWinder]

Comedy club with mates?

This idea ^ sounds like a laugh.

 

[Azagoth]

Get balls deep inside a rent boy!

 

[Efour]

I went to a comedy club and had to "stand up" all night. (Then rubbed one out with the lads. )

 

[Kristoph]

Comedy club with mates?

I'm sure the comedians will have fun tearing the pasty virginal nerds to pieces.

 

[Tony Williams]

Get aload of money and blow it on a big night out and get really messed up.

 

[Dr.EM]

i get lashed every week tho, something different maybe?

Then the obvious answer is to NOT get lashed!

 

[Ziggy]

Ceiling rape sounds a laugh.

 

[Kohaashi]

Get balls deep inside a rent boy!

THIS!

 

[Black Hat]

Skydiving

 

[^TANK^]

Steal a people carrier one that can shift! Place as many 20kg butane tanks as possible including one on the passenger seat, then find a busy chav tastic night club and plow into the mother ****er!BOOOOOOOOM Thats how I would like to spend my 19th, but what do I know about having a good time lol.

 

[bledd]

Get your mates to get aload of money and blow it on a big night out and get really messed up.

fixed

 

[muon]

Lol, TANK's post is definitely getting picked up by GCHQ.