Fake Tan

V4NT0M · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:02

Don't do it!

Seriously, the benefits of working through the psychological issue here far outweigh any possible short term esteem benefits, limited as they are.

randal · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:10

The Mrs uses "Fake Bake". I know when she's been doing it because everything in the bathroom looks like it's been "down't mine". Fine black residue over everything.

I'll suggest gravy though, I presume darker women need beef and the more fair skinned should use chicken?

DB_SamX · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:12

Real tan > no tan > fake tan.

Doctor_Zhivago · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:14

Pale > tan > fake tan

V4NT0M · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:16

Pale = Real Tan > Fake tan

Windle · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:17

Available at Boots....

Feek · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:18

Nothing wrong with natural milky white pure flesh.

You can tell her I said so.

Cosmic182 · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:20

http://www.asos.com/Makebelieve/Mak...0&pge=0&pgesize=200&sort=-1&clr=SelfTanLotion for your "girlfriend"

but thats good stuff even tho its under the guys dept.

Mik3 · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:34

Melotan ***

Ziggy · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:39

I agree with Skyfall and Azagoth.

Sankari · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:42

Azagoth said:
Alabaster women, FT proverbial W! Fake tan, the complete opposite.

+1

Fake tan is just wrong on so many levels. Even a natural tan isn't wildly attractive.

Naamiko_O · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:43

Chojin said:
"your girlfriend"

Hahaha

Just go to a tanning salon, £25 and lasts for 6 weeks :cool:

Tanning bottle, nice different shade for your legs arm and face for £6 per bottle and reapplication every week?

Lethagized · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:44

Guess which one is the english girl

blix · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:44

I'm surprised to see so many people with a preference for pale skin. I thought people like me were rare.

leaskovski · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:45

aayzof said:
that's what i use.

say what?

Kennysevenfold · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:47

benjo said:
My mum and ex used Johnsons holiday skin... I guess that's what you're after?

this...gradually builds up a light and subtle tan over time :rolleyes:

dont ask why i know LOL

:eek:

Morba · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:48

just go get a spray tan

Mik3 · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:50

Have none of you chaps tried melotan?

goldilocks · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:54

she should stay pale!!
eurgh - i would never use fake tan, i have a very fair complexion, and if your gf is anything like me, fake tan will just make her look like she has been bathing in tango/gravy
if you dont mind her having pale skin, why would she care about what anyone else thinks anyway?

milkinc13 · 14 Jun 2009 at 21:55

Windle said:
Available at Boots....

PMSL.
slighly cheaper option is the mahogany paint from all good paint shops