Pupils on strike over short skirt ban

[Destination]

Hilarious, but they've clearly missed the point.

The skirt can be as short as they like, as long as they wear a bag over their faces, and lose about 5 stone each.

 

[afraser2k]

I'd normally be against banning short skirts, but looking at the two girls the Daily Mail has chosen to picture, I think the school have got it right. In fact, I'm starting to see the point of full-faced burkhas now. Maybe we should become a Muslim country

Posted that to the Daily Mail's comments.

Anyway, think I'll need to drink a few beers tonight to recover from that picture.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

I thought Susan Boyle didn't have any children ?

 

[IAmATeaf]

Ouch thats one ugly mother.

Mother, looks like a famous darts player to me

 

[div0]

One of the quotes from the link:

And these same girls will be the first people to complain when some male or other starts to look at them. What do they expect with such inviting fashion?

 

[mrmoose]

Freak

should have tripple checked that before I posted it!

 

[MofoKilla]

Ouch thats one ugly mother.

lmao!

 

[V4NT0M]

I had to do it...

 

[Tomsk]

That should not be in a skirt at all!

It's so easy to mis-intepret what you're trying to say without a suitable smiley.

 

[Dolph]

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My eyes!!!

*plunges BBQ fork into both eyeballs and pours bleach into ears in the hope of rotting out his brain*

 

[Knubje]

What is that in the middle anyway?(Teacher? Parent? Manatee?) Couldn't read the article - I'm at work.

 

[Dolph]

They are worried about looking like men wearing trousers? They should be worried about their genetics first if that's their concern...

 

[Greebo]

It was bad enough I clicked the link before reading the thread without seeing it again!

Ban tbh.

 

[IAmATeaf]

The 1 on the right looks like she's got 3 or so belly buttons, eek, what a freak.

 

[Solaris]

Man the Harpoons!!!!!!!

 

[Simian]

Clicks link...

See's first Photo...

Hicup... Burp...

Scrolls down a little to second photo...

Clicks 'Close' on Firefox Tab...

I think I just Threw up in my mouth!!...

(goes off to the bathroom to brush teeth)

Man the Harpoons!!!!!!!

We're gonna need a Bigger Boat!!!..

 

[Sankari]

Mooooo! MoooooOOOOOooo!!!

 

[Kerplunk]

They would so get it,...... till it got squashed!

 

[FlamBango]

the one on the left, i looked at it and didnt turn into a pillar of salt till i scrolled down past the skirt!

The one on the right, i looked at it and my **** fell off.

God knows what that is in the middle, im too busy chasing my **** round the room.

 

[Von Smallhausen]

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My eyes!!!

*plunges BBQ fork into both eyeballs and pours bleach into ears in the hope of rotting out his brain*

A rare non-calm outburst from Dolph there.