Stupid/Silly things your Girlfriend/Boyfriend has said or done!

Neoni

Neoni

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Hello All,

Anyhow what has your girlfriend or boyfriend said or done, that was totally stupid/silly!?

Heres my effort:

Tonight i was in a bar with a friend and my father, while they were chatting i browsed Facebook on my HTC touch, anyhow my girlfriend had posted something on my wall which read something like the following:

"Your alarm clock is broken :("

Two nights before i gave her my wind up alarm clock, you know the old fashioned ones (you can see where this is leading)...

So i ring her to ask whats wrong, she says she woke up to find it had stopped working... and she said she tapped it and it started working again for a few minutes then stopped...so i say...

Me: "It shouldn't be broken! its worked for years! have you wound it up?!"

Her: "It takes battery's doesn't it?"

Me: ".....Are you serious!!?! its wind up! look on the back!!"

Her: "...........Oh!.......i didnt know that"

/Facepalm


And yes she is blonde!

-Neoni
 
Do you mean like me saying, "of course it's vegetarian" to my retarded ex who happily tucked into a very nice pile of minced beef and couldn't tell the difference from her 'fake meat' crap?
 
Azagoth said:
Do you mean like me saying, "of course it's vegetarian" to my retarded ex who happily tucked into a very nice pile of minced beef and couldn't tell the difference from her 'fake meat' crap?
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thats harsh but so funny :)
 
Azagoth said:
Do you mean like me saying, "of course it's vegetarian" to my retarded ex who happily tucked into a very nice pile of minced beef and couldn't tell the difference from her 'fake meat' crap?
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Wow - I can see why you are now an ex. Even as a rabid meat eater, I could never ever be such a complete and utter douche to someone I was with.

Congrats I guess.
 
Azagoth said:
Do you mean like me saying, "of course it's vegetarian" to my retarded ex who happily tucked into a very nice pile of minced beef and couldn't tell the difference from her 'fake meat' crap?
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"yeah, its vegetarian popcorn chicken, the chickens were vegetarian"
*ex eats popcorn chicken*

Her face when I told her, was priceless.
Didn't get any for a month ?

Still close friends, had her over for a BBQ not more then a month ago, she's a meat eater now. :confused:
 
Azagoth said:
She was cheating on me, with a friend of 25 years! :)
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I'd probably cheat on someone who showed such little respect for my beliefs too. I'm guessing if you could do something as utterly appauling as that for over a year, you could do other things just as horrid too.

I doubt you knew for a year that she was cheating and decided you would feed her meat all year as a punishment.
 
Hellsmk2 said:
I'd probably cheat on someone who showed such little respect for my beliefs too. I'm guessing if you could do something as utterly appauling as that for over a year, you could do other things just as horrid too.

I doubt you knew for a year that she was cheating and decided you would feed her meat all year as a punishment.
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Oh I did, and I still slept with her knowing the fact! She's just lucky that I wasn't going through my murdering phase!

Just for the record, I didn't feed her meat all the time. Only the times I knew I could get away with it!
 
Azagoth said:
Nah, this was 10 years ago so I've moved onto other things. :)
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My ex was annoyed, but found our little popcorn chicken thing very funny.
She's now a meat eater as well :confused:

I hope you've entered a less... dangerous phase of your life ;)
 
Here are some recent ones from on holiday in spain,

(On the way to the airport)

Me: Oh look theres a plane! (points)
Her:Where? (looks around not in the sky just the ground)
Me: In the Sky!
Her: Oh
Me: /facepalm

In a shop with her buying a present for her dad, after paying for the mug she thanked the woman in english and when we were out of the shop she asks, "Whats Spanish for thank you?" Now not only had the woman said gracias to her but my girlfriend had been saying it all week and had also been taking the **** out for me for pronouncing it grassy-arse. As such I gave her a "are you serious?" look (she was) and a small pat on the head and walked back to the hotel.

Aero
 
my girlfriend only recently learned you have to empty the recycle bin on her laptop, 3 years worth building up meant it worked quite nicely after.

though there was only about 3gb in there which isn't too bad for 3 years i guess >.>
 
Aero said:
and a small pat on the head and walked back to the hotel.
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Gotta love being patronising :D

On a less patronising note I remember a conversation with my ex when I was going to visit her at uni

Her - Ok cool, what do you want to do, we can either go to Nandos or I can cook?
Me - I don't mind
Her - Choose please!
Me - ok, you cook and I'll clear up afterwards
Her - I don't feel like cooking
Me - oook...Nandos it is then
Her - but I can't afford it
/facepalm
 
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