BEST HANGOVER CURE?????

Why would i want to do that, i love drinking, what else is there to do really.
I mean it's simple and fun.

Me and my mates normally go for a good drive on a weekend night, no cars around, brilliant roads, and better for you, can always have a good laugh too.

I used to drink loads, but kind of stopped after i realised how much i was wasting. Yeah it was a good laugh, but an expensive one.

My hangover cure was simply: milk before going out, a bit of food when i got in, none of the greasy takeaway kind, and a good few pints of milk.

Wake up at about 11am feeling fresh as a daisy :D
 
Wake Up -> Alka Sletzer / Water

Breakfast -> Full English + Dr Pepper

Lunch -> KFC / McDonalds

Cured!

I also find going to the gym / running sweats out the poison. Feel like throwing up while you do it but then better afterwards
 
Whats so great about being healthy?

I figure if i slow it down, quit smoking, bad food and drugs by about 25 i'll be ok.

Spoken like a true 18 year old.

Of course, you know its dead easy after 7 years of heavy drinking, smoking and bad food to just give it up?

You are at the perfect age to stop smoking and cut down your drinking now - leave it a few more years, the damage be done and it will be infinitely harder to stop.

I'm not suggesting you become a social pariah and don't enjoy yourself, but being a heavy smoker and drinker will do nothing other than vastly increase your chances of heart disease, liver disease, cancer and a whole lot other nasty conditions.
 
Why would i want to do that, i love drinking, what else is there to do really.
I mean it's simple and fun.

What can i do, to get out of the house, go get coffee, yeah a few hours chilling not long enough, go to a field, gets boring and weathers not always good, play pool, can't always have a pool table free and that goes hand in hand with the drinking.

I mean seriously, i aint one of those sad people who sits in my house and plays video games, i go out and i socialise, drinking is good for that.
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If you can't think of interesting stuff to do without being drugged out of your mind, you have a problem.

"going out and getting battered", as you put it, is not socialising. You may be doing it with some other people, but you're not socialising. You're avoiding socialising, really, if you're that drugged up.

So you have a couple of drug habits, don't really socialise, pee your money away, smell bad, harm other people and harm yourself a lot...and you're talking about "those sad people"?
 
If I am not at work I just sleep it off but if I am then I make sure I get a nice greasy IKEA breakfast which sorts me right out :p
 
I have 2 glasses of water before bed. And then a sweet coffee and Fry up the next morning.

No headache because of the water and the coffee\fry up sorts my stomach.

All though, Unfortunately some times i'm too drunk to remember the water. So then I wake up with headache, and it hurts too much to start a fry up.
 
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No more alcohol, I think the hangover is really because your posioned (after all alcohol is toxic in this kind of dose), it's not like cocaine or amphetamines, simply taking more of it wont make you all happy and flying again, you'll probably just hit the toilet and throw up more.
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Alcohol is toxic in any dose. It's just that humans are capable of safely processing smaller doses. I do mean smaller doses - the 26 units in one evening that you refer to is far, far beyond a safe dose. That will harm you.

More alcohol will mask a hangover. This is partly because alcohol reduces your ability to feel and to think and partly because of the order in which your body processes the different toxins. You feel better temporarily because you're adding more of the less nasty stuff, but you're just delaying and increasing the worst of it.

As an analogy, imagine that you have a pool of runny lard and a pool of runny dung. You have to clean them both out, but you must do the lard first. You've emptied the pool of runny lard and now you're on the pool of runny dung. Which is every bit as horrible as you'd expect. While you're doing this, someone adds more lard and more dung, which means you have to go back to the lard. That's a relief...until you finish dealing with the new lard and have to get back to the pool of dung, which is now a bit bigger.
 
I don't really go out to drink that much, I find that I can have fun and socialise without needing to drink, spending loads of money and not really remembering the night.

Funny how people do this week in week out yet they always complaing about it being expensive, hangovers, regrets etc.
Anyway!

If I do drink I never get a hangover.

I drink plenty of water before I start drinking, if possible I will try and get a glass of water in me during the evening (Last weekend before moving to a club I got a glass of water from spoons and just drank it).
When I get home I will have some more water, have a bite to eat (Toast, sandwich, just something light) and wake up in the morning, have some more water and a decent breakfast.

That's if I have had a lot to drink but if I havent had that much a glass of water before I go to sleep and wake up does the trick.

I think it's more or less people not knowing what their bodies are loosing when they drink too much and what to give it to recover properly.
 
As an analogy, imagine that you have a pool of runny lard and a pool of runny dung. You have to clean them both out, but you must do the lard first. You've emptied the pool of runny lard and now you're on the pool of runny dung. Which is every bit as horrible as you'd expect. While you're doing this, someone adds more lard and more dung, which means you have to go back to the lard. That's a relief...until you finish dealing with the new lard and have to get back to the pool of dung, which is now a bit bigger.

There you have it everyone. Alcohol makes you fat and hangovers are crap. :D
 
Me and my mates normally go for a good drive on a weekend night, no cars around, brilliant roads, and better for you, can always have a good laugh too.

I used to drink loads, but kind of stopped after i realised how much i was wasting. Yeah it was a good laugh, but an expensive one.

My hangover cure was simply: milk before going out, a bit of food when i got in, none of the greasy takeaway kind, and a good few pints of milk.

Wake up at about 11am feeling fresh as a daisy :D

Ahh see we do go for drives sometimes, but we haven't in a while, last time we did me and my mate plowed into the back of another at 60 (very nearly a pileup, the car at the head of us slammed it's brakes on) and totalled both cars. The car i was in was a banger but the one in front was expensive so it all went through insurance, not good at our age you can imagine.
I don't have my licence yet, but i do love driving.

If you can't think of interesting stuff to do without being drugged out of your mind, you have a problem.

"going out and getting battered", as you put it, is not socialising. You may be doing it with some other people, but you're not socialising. You're avoiding socialising, really, if you're that drugged up.

So you have a couple of drug habits, don't really socialise, pee your money away, smell bad, harm other people and harm yourself a lot...and you're talking about "those sad people"?

It's social, i spend most of my time out in town either talking to people or dancing with people, please, enlighten me to how it is not social.

Right so i don't have drug habbits, i take drugs sometimes, try it see if i like it, I socialise whatever i'm doing, i don't harm myself or other people (maybe my health, but thats my choice). I don't smell. And yes, i am talking about those sad shut ins who never go out and party.

It's a release too, my town has sod all to do really, a youth club one night a week and it's pretty boring to be honest, only on til about 9 oclock and then what have we got to do?

Money in itself is useless, and if you save it, it's doing nothing, if you but material things they'll only be around for a few years, but the good memories i have will be with me til i die. And I wanna be on my deathbed thinking "Christ, i've done loads" and die, even if i do die young i believe life is supposed to be lived as well as possible regardless of the implications.

I guess you must be kind of traditional, but me, i'm new age and i've yet to think "I should get healthy so i can die in my hundreds in a wheelchair and crapping my pants with no funny stories to tell" i'll worry about that when i'm old.
 
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I heard that Calpol is a good cure, any truth in this?

My 6 month old daughter swears by it but she's not to be trusted - she's probably off her nut on 12 pints of Stella.

edit : I get around - come back and post that in 5 or even 10 years. I dare you :) "Money is useless", "I'm new age", "I take drugs sometimes", "I don't harm myself", "I'll worry about that when I'm old".

Good luck with that. Seriously. Grow up (and you will ) or die early (which you shouldn't).
 
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Drink a pint of juice upon waking.
Then go to MacDonalds...you will need a Big Mac meal with diet coke, and a Hamburger.
Wait 2 hours.
Then gym.

After that go back to bed for 2 hours. You'll be fine.
 
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