It's my last day in my current job; spec me an Out-Of-Office
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Consigliere
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"g2g.x"
Soldato
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"Help! Im trapped in the basement store room! Send help urgently! Im running out of food and water!"
"Hi, Im currently out of office until the end of time. Please try again then."
"Hi, you've reached the PC voicemail of <insert your name here>. Im currently not in the office, please speak into your computer screen and leave me a voicemail. I will ring you right back. Thanks."
"Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you."
Or just simply: "Please **** off.".
"Hi, Im currently out of office until the end of time. Please try again then."
"Hi, you've reached the PC voicemail of <insert your name here>. Im currently not in the office, please speak into your computer screen and leave me a voicemail. I will ring you right back. Thanks."
"Leave me alone, I don't want to talk to you."
Or just simply: "Please **** off.".
Soldato
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I'm Currently Out of the Office and unable to pick up my Emails. I will respond once I return.
If this is an urgent matter please contact (As high a ranking person in company as possible without being obvious that it's a windup) on Email, phone.
If this is an urgent matter please contact (As high a ranking person in company as possible without being obvious that it's a windup) on Email, phone.
Its who is lukin after Babby PThe angles? Has he gone to some sort of Maths Fair?
Soldato
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Try "Thanks for your Email, now try emailing someone who actually gives a ****"
Hmn that's very apt and extremely tempting. I have his mobile number..
Hmn that's very apt and extremely tempting. I have his mobile number..
You have to do this, or else you'll disappoint the internet!
you wouldn't want to disappoint the internet, would you?
