Saturday night joke

AfterEffect · 28 Jun 2009 at 00:31

I lol'd

What did the Sea say to the Sand?

Nothing! It just waveeeddddd...

Alex_6n2 · 28 Jun 2009 at 00:32

ffs....

AfterEffect · 28 Jun 2009 at 00:38

How do you know policemen are strong?

They can hold up traffic!

Why couldn't the faucet be within 100 feet of the pasta bowl?

There was a restraining order.

Why do fish live in saltwater?

Because pepper makes them sneeze

Why couldn't the bird get through the window?

It was closed.

valdai · 28 Jun 2009 at 01:11

AfterEffect said:
Why couldn't the bird get through the window?

It was closed.

There's only one post worthy joke in this thread.

Dist · 28 Jun 2009 at 01:18

Someone please save this thread, the current jokes are up to OcUKs usual standard, ie awfull.

kylew · 28 Jun 2009 at 04:04

I feel violated.

Lightnix · 28 Jun 2009 at 04:07

Why is six afraid of seven?

Because seven ate nine.

Nitrojan · 28 Jun 2009 at 05:37

I dont get it? o.O

Anksy · 28 Jun 2009 at 06:54

that was stupid, i normaly giggle at loads of rubbish jokes but that was pathetic

semi-pro waster · 28 Jun 2009 at 08:37

Nitefly said:
There is a monkeypants in all of us.

monkeypants was more surreal I think in that they didn't even make vague sense and no real common link between the question and answer.

Nitrojan said:
I dont get it? o.O

Which one? I wouldn't worry hugely as you're not missing much as it is all fairly simple wordplay but this is one case where explaining it won't remove the humour from the joke.

Nitrojan · 28 Jun 2009 at 09:10

^^

Q.Why did the H kill itself?

A. Because the G-had

Nitefly · 28 Jun 2009 at 09:27

semi-pro waster said:
monkeypants was more surreal I think in that they didn't even make vague sense and no real common link between the question and answer.

I was reflecting that I was making terrible, terrible jokes... you looked into it a touch deep

semi-pro waster · 28 Jun 2009 at 09:58

Nitrojan said:
^^

Q.Why did the H kill itself?

A. Because the G-had

Say it out loud if it helps, G-had sounds likes jihad - the sentence makes more sense in one way if it was "because of the G-had" but loses the other meaning so clearly.

Nitefly said:
I was reflecting that I was making terrible, terrible jokes... you looked into it a touch deep

Perhaps.

Kell_ee001 · 28 Jun 2009 at 10:18

Totality said:
Hang on I'll look... Nope don't see a Don symbol under my username so no I'm not. No need to be sarky really.

Well unless you're told otherwise, I recommend not telling other members to do things that could get them in trouble - doubt they'd appreciate it.

Anyway... get going to have good joke yet?

ticklemebougy · 28 Jun 2009 at 12:07

what do penguins eat for lunch?

ice burgers

Lowndski · 28 Jun 2009 at 12:17

I went to a seafood disco last night.

I pulled a mussel.

DavidB · 28 Jun 2009 at 12:32

Kell_ee001 said:
Well unless you're told otherwise, I recommend not telling other members to do things that could get them in trouble - doubt they'd appreciate it.

Anyway... get going to have good joke yet?

But people on this forum are constantly advising people of what to do, and i dare say it makes some mods lives far easier. I think the MJ jokes banning seems quite ambiguous, you can't really blame him for interpreting that way. It's the way i'd interpret it too.