Cheap Toilet Rolls

[Maccy]

Cheap bog roll is crap. Once, it ripped and my finger went through and touched my hole. My fingernail got **** stuck in it and I almost puked.

Now I ask my mum to get premium brands.

I was going to say pics or it didn't happen but I think I'll pass on this occasion...!

 

[Steve2000]

Cheap bog roll is crap. Once, it ripped and my finger went through and touched my hole. My fingernail got **** stuck in it and I almost puked.

Now I ask my mum to get premium brands.

Your fingers would actually have to be pointing up for that to happen. You're doing it horrifically wrong.

 

[Stumble Bum]

Your fingers would actually have to be pointing up for that to happen. You're doing it horrifically wrong.

umm, how the hell do you wipe your bum then?

 

[Spektor]

umm, how the hell do you wipe your bum then?

That thread has been coming for a long time.

 

[Maccy]

That thread has been coming for a long time.

Question is, do you go from underneath or from the side, and if so - which side?!

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Your fingers would actually have to be pointing up for that to happen. You're doing it horrifically wrong.

 

[Ben M]

nick it from somewhere.

 

[m@rty]

umm, how the hell do you wipe your bum then?

oh jesus, look at the name

 

[Stumble Bum]

Question is, do you go from underneath or from the side, and if so - which side?!

i presumed everyone else goes front to back. fingers sticking up.

Not something i thought i'd be discussing today, but here we are nonetheless.

 

[Hxc]

Cheap bog roll is crap. Once, it ripped and my finger went through and touched my hole. My fingernail got **** stuck in it and I almost puked.

Now I ask my mum to get premium brands.

The last sentance just makes this post. Fantastic.

 

[Mark A]

Go to an area with a lot of Asians and ask one of them where they get theirs from. Seriously, they always have piles of loo rolls in their house, big 2' square unbranded packs.

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

Actually no, sorry, people wont "get" that.

 

[Ben M]

That thread has been coming for a long time.

It was done a long time ago, and got deleted. Which is a shame as it was an epic thread.

 

[Maccy]

Here comes the obligatory semi-racist remarks

 

[Mark A]

Here comes the obligatory semi-racist remarks

How is that racist? I used to do a lot of grant work and 90% of my customers were Asian. Just an observation i made while working in their houses is all.

 

[Maccy]

How is that racist? I used to do a lot of grant work and 90% of my customers were Asian. Just an observation i made while working in their houses is all.

I wasn't accusing you of being racist in the slightest, however we all know what can happen when this subject is brought up.
I'm not going to say any more on the matter.

 

[Tee Hee Johnson]

Hahaha.... chol at asim18

Sometimes you must look back at things you have said... and truly regret saying them! This is one of these

OP... as mentioned, tesco, asda, etc 12x are silly cheap, should serve you well for whatever i guess!

 

[KizZ]

The last sentance just makes this post. Fantastic.

lmao. he's been my fave poster on OcUK for some time now

 

[Johnnytoxic]

Cheap bog roll is crap. Once, it ripped and my finger went through and touched my hole. My fingernail got **** stuck in it and I almost puked.

Now I ask my mum to get premium brands.

I've been there my friend.

 

[indyskyz]

ask around your friends parents there friends some one must have a card for a cash&carry JTF BOOKER MACRO all sell cheap super bulk packs of bogroll