car ideas

Soldato
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i get a focus y reg on saturday. 5dr, 1.4 CL thingy.

what do i do to pimp it up/barry boy it? :D

i'm thinking stupidly big alloys, tint the windows so i can't see out and fit a phat stereo innit. restecpa(ali g stylee aiiiii....:D). :D
 
You sell it ASAP and get one with a proper engine and trim level.

1.4 CL :(

What he said. Unless it was free.

I usually find just driving it gives you the appearance of someone who doesn't care, which is acceptable with a car like this. Modding it even a little makes you look like you do care and hence, you should be driving something else!
 
Take out the engine, put in a bigger one. Simple.
I find it funny how your car weighs at least 1.5x as much as mine, but has the same size engine :D
 
oh bugger, so there's nothing i can put on it that will make knickers drop and phone numbers come my way? well nothing that would attract over 18s lol. :D
 
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close the thread due to people having a sense of humour failure or having stupidly big alloys and feeling i'm picking on them. heaven forbid people think the interweb is real. :eek:


:D:D:D
 
close the thread due to people having a sense of humour failure or having stupidly big alloys and feeling i'm picking on them. heaven forbid people think the interweb is real. :eek:


:D:D:D

So, you post a crap thread with crap content and then cry while wondering why people's sides are not splitting?

:rolleyes:
 
Cut the front of the car off, and then rig up a donkey to tow the remaining shell, like a chariot, this will provide you with more refinement and power than the original 1.4 litre engine :D ....even cheaper to run too I should think. And you will get noticed in this car too!
 
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We do have a sense of humor but you made an identical thread a few days ago...

You've been given a lot of advice and you seemed to have ignored it and bought the worst possible car out of all your other options.
 
Cut the front of the car off, and then rig up a donkey to tow the remaining shell, like a chariot, this will provide you with more refinement and power than the original 1.4 litre engine :D ....even cheaper to run too I should think. And you will get noticed in this car too!

Ah but you'd have to hire someone to clear up all the donkey poo. More expensive in the long run.
 
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