Will we see a day when...

[!bluetonic!]

Crematoriums offered nectar points for your business?

Would it sway you from one crematorium to another if that was the case?

 

[gillywibble]

Fail.

 

[The_TailGunner]

it'd definitely get me into the undertaking business. I'd just nab all the points for myself. free shopping for life!

 

[D5T]

Cash for your ash?

 

[Makunouchi]

Cash for your ash?

Win.

 

[Tom0]

Earn while you urn?

Terrible.

 

[SlyReaper]

Earn while you burn?

Terrible.

Fixed.

 

[Tom0]

Haha you're sick!

 

[D5T]

Earn while you urn?

Thought that was going to be a "Yo dawg" moment

 

[Siliconslave]

doctors get ash cash - about £50 - for getting next of kin to sign up for cremation...

 

[Makunouchi]

Doctors get all sorts of kickbacks like that that we never know about, happens more than you'd think - although I'm not suggesting there's anything dodgy about it.

Also - THREAD OF PURE WIN.

 

[D5T]

Not Nectar points but Necra Points perhaps?

 

[Azrael]

Earn while they burn?

Fixed more

 

[J86]

Not Nectar points but Necra Points perhaps?

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

DIY. Cheaper.

 

[mjt]

clearly this is not a serious thread, however..

how often do you go to a crematorium though. it wouldn't be worth it

 

[Le_Petit_Lapin]

clearly this is not a serious thread, however..

how often do you go to a crematorium though. it wouldn't be worth it

It'd be worth it if your family was in a car crash.

 

[mattyprice4004]

It'd be worth it if your family was in a car crash.

 

[dave2kdh]

Earn while you urn?

Terrible.

*Wipes tears from eyes*

That nailed it for me.

 

[kaiowas]

I'd definitely ask for ashback.